Indulge in an Exotic Adventure with Swinger University!
We soaked up the sunny days and even braved a couple of expected afternoon showers, but nothing could dampen our spirits at this gorgeous resort. Surrounded by the best of friends, we indulged in fun pool games that tested our skills (and sometimes our balance). The evening entertainment was nothing short of exciting, with surprises around every corner. And oh, the excursions! We explored a country that truly lives by the saying “Pura Vida” and discovered endless adventures. Will we come back again? You betcha! This vacation had the perfect balance of thrilling experiences, deep connections, and of course, plenty of sexy playtime. It was an amazing time that left us with memories to cherish forever.
Day 1
We’re in Jaco, Costa Rica, ready for a week filled with wild adventures and endless fun—though we’ll keep it rated-R here, the good stuff is in our Patreon! As we arrived at the resort, we were warmly welcomed with refreshing drinks that instantly put us in vacation mode. Some of us dashed to our rooms for a quick freshen up, while others couldn’t wait and jumped straight into the pool, stripping off the layers of stress and embracing the “welcome to the jungle” pool theme. The lively beats of Latin music kept our spirits high as we splashed around, creating our own tropical paradise. As the evening approached, it was time for cocktails and conversations, setting the tone for an unforgettable night.
We decided to venture downtown for a memorable bar crawl, where laughter and cheers echoed through the streets. Amidst the revelry, a lively poker game unfolded, adding a touch of excitement and the promise of intriguing prizes. Our last stop was at the famous Cocal Hotel, a safe haven for legal sex workers, and wow… the food was great!
Day 2
Ah, it’s a glorious free day in our Costa Rican jungle paradise, and the possibilities were as vast as the lush foliage around us! Some of us decided to unleash our inner cowboys and spent the day in the pool, honing our bull-riding skills—splash, splash, yeehaw! Others chose to venture into the vibrant town of Jaco, exploring its lively streets and sampling local delights. And let’s not forget the adventurous souls among us who embarked on thrilling excursions, adding a touch of adrenaline to their vacation tales. As the sun set, the atmosphere transformed into a pastie pool theme party, breaking the traditional mold and inviting men to join the fun. Who said pasties were only for ladies, right?
The evening’s theme was “Fancy but not Formal,” where we dressed to impress without the stuffy constraints. Live music filled the air as we swirled craft beers, tasting the flavorful creations and discovering new favorites. And then, my friends, the night took a tantalizing turn as we entered the Boom-Boom Room, where the theme was “Lingerie or Less.” Oh, let your imagination run wild as daring outfits and sly smiles set the stage for a night to remember. With laughter, drinks, and a sprinkle of mischief, we knew this week with our lively bunch of lifestylers was just getting started, and the jungle was our playground.
Day 3
Today was another free day where we embrace our sense of adventure and mischievous fun! Ed and I decided to add some excitement by filming in the central garden of the property. Oh, the secrets that garden must hold! Meanwhile, some of us opted for a leisurely nature walk, exploring the beauty and serenity of the surroundings—nature’s way of reminding us to take it slow and enjoy the moment.
We embarked on an Chocolate Tour with most of the resort, excited to spend time with our new friends while diving into sweet indulgence. With a customized tour experience, we ventured through cocoa paradise, viewed the plants, cooked the beans and then crushed them into a delicious tasty chocolate! Feeling the endorphin high of chocolate, we sped back to our lifestyle retreat, embraced our sexy selves and got naked in the pool. We got into much mischief and laughter, it was memorable for us all!
As soon as we got back we jumped in the pool and played a hilarious game of “strap-on ring toss”, adding a twist to the usual poolside shenanigans. Laughter echoed as we aimed for that elusive target, discovering hidden talents and winning bragging rights.
As dinner rolled around, a succulent roast pig graced our plates, satisfying both our taste buds and our carnivorous cravings. Then the evening took a spicy turn with a game of strip blackjack, where luck and daring collided, leaving us in stitches. Lady Luck danced around the table, teasing us with her fickle ways, but hey, at least we had a shot at winning some fabulous prizes.
And let’s not forget the fascinating toy demos in the Boom-Boom Room, leaving some in awe and the seasoned swingers with a smirk. With each passing moment, this delightful adventure reminded us that life is full of surprises, and our playful spirits were ready to embrace them all.
Day 4
Oh, get ready for an adventure-filled day at Gamolotillo Waterfalls, where nature and nudity collide! As we ventured to the cascading wonder, cameras in hand, we realized it was not just a regular swim—no, it was a fabulous opportunity for some artistic nude. Many creative poses and cheeky expressions that ensued!
After a delicious dinner, the evening took a spicy and very entertaining turn with the “Pole and Chair” dance party, led by two sassy local teachers. All ten contestants embraced their inner dancers, determined to master the routine and claim that coveted prize. Costumes were donned, and hidden talents were unleashed, transforming the party into a spectacle of laughter and jaw-dropping moves.
And just when we thought the night couldn’t get any wilder, the Boom-Boom Room revealed its secret weapon: Body Shot Roulette! As glasses were lined up and shots were poured, Phoebe emerged as the star of the evening, with a tale so captivating it warranted a place on Patreon. Oh, the stories we’ll have to tell! With every twist and turn, this adventurous escapade reminded us that life is full of surprises, laughter, and moments that make us say, “Did that really happen?”
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Day Five
While Phoebe spend several hours in the spa indulging in some well-deserved pampering, other couples set off on daring excursions, determined to conquer the Costa Rican jungle. But let’s be real, most of us simply lounged by the pool, sipping colorful drinks and soaking up the sun’s warm embrace.
As the sun began its descent, the evening theme transformed into a mesmerizing “Glow Night.” Oh, the sight of neon lights and glow sticks illuminating the night sky—it was like a rave in paradise! Ed and Phoebe, being their mischievous selves, couldn’t resist getting into some shenanigans with their friends.
Their adventurous spirits led them to the pool for some late-night conversations in the hot tub. As the bubbles swirled around them, secrets were shared, and laughter filled the air, reminding us all that the best memories are made in the company of good friends. With each passing moment, this day of freedom and laughter cemented the bond between us, making us cherish the joy of being together in this tropical oasis.
Day Six
Hold onto your sarongs, folks, because this adventure is about to kick into high gear! The group piled onto a big, flashy bus bound for Manuel Antonio Park, the second most popular park in the world—talk about exclusivity! As we arrived, more than half of the gang embarked on a guided tour through the park, eagerly soaking up the sights and sounds of nature. Meanwhile, the rest of us opted for the ultimate relaxation experience on the beach. Picture this: lounging with a cold drink in hand, feeling the ocean breeze tickle our sun-kissed skin, and witnessing some of us attempting daring feats like surfing, parasailing, and jet skiing. Oh, the exhilaration and occasional wipeouts made for great entertainment!
After we reconvened from the park tour, our rumbling tummies demanded attention, so we indulged in a delicious lunch, fueling up for the next round of adventures. With satisfied bellies and spirits, we embarked on various excursions, each one more thrilling than the last. But let’s not forget the ultimate bus ride nap—a well-deserved snooze after a day filled with oceanic delights. As we woke up from our power naps, it was time to don our finest attire and head to dinner.
Little did we know that the evening’s pool party would be “It’s a Wrap” themed! The pool area transformed into a vibrant paradise, with music filling the air, drinks flowing like waterfalls, and everyone rocking sexy sarongs like they were fashion models on a catwalk. Laughter and splashes filled the night, creating the perfect end to an absolutely flawless day of adventure, relaxation, and undeniable camaraderie.
Of course to make the day complete for a swinger’s vacation, more poolside shenanigans ensued several strap-ons and lots of licking and sucking! (Check out Patreon for those juicy details.) Cheers to making memories that will forever leave a smile on our faces!
Day Seven
Get ready for a day of wild reconnection with our frisky gang at the “Crazy Hats & Shades” Pool Party! As we gathered by the pool in the middle of the jungle, people came prepared by donning on their wackiest headgear and coolest shades. Phoebe came prepared and used her fantastic blow job skills to create funny animal head pieces for anyone who wanted to wear them. We had pigs, giraffes, unicorns, and more!
The atmosphere became a kaleidoscope of laughter and playful vibes. But hold your horses, because there was more excitement to come! The final contestants from the epic bull-riding contest earlier in the week faced off once again, competing for the highly coveted sex toys generously provided by Swinger University.
It was a showdown of epic proportions, with each rider vying for the ultimate bragging rights. And guess what? The men weren’t the only ones in for a treat! The women were also bestowed with their very own special sex toy, making sure everyone left with a smile. What a day it was, frolicking and relishing every moment of our last and final day with our beloved friends.
After a delectable dinner that left our taste buds craving more, we were treated to a delightful local rum tasting. Each sip transported us to a Caribbean paradise, igniting our tongues with flavors that danced and tantalized. And as the day gradually wrapped up, we couldn’t resist the allure of salsa line dancing. With hips swaying and feet tapping, we grooved our way into the night, laughing at our coordinated (or not-so-coordinated) moves. It was the perfect ending to an extraordinary adventure, where friendships were solidified, memories were made, and laughter echoed through the air. Until we meet again, crazy hats, shades, and unforgettable moments!