Bliss Swinger Cruise, A Pre-Cruise Party to an Elevator Six-some!

[00:00] [Phoebe] Phoebe and I went to an estate party missed the candy orgy but did end up having a six-some

[00:06] [Unknown] make-out session in the elevator welcome to Swinger University your horizontal enrichment
program bringing you an educational podcast about swinging here are your hosts Ed and Phoebe

[00:31] [Ed] so Saturday night we had a pre-cruise party yes we had a pre-cruise party with

[00:40] [Phoebe] sapphic swingers average swingers two hot wives and ten of their closest couple friends

[00:49] [Unknown] oh my god that was crazy girl yeah they they’re wild we keep running into them on the

[00:57] [Ed] November cruise because I think this is this is their their home base and everybody
on the cruise ship knows them they can’t go more than 20 feet before they get stopped
and interrupted and it’s it’s freaking hilarious and they’re they’re amazing people so

[01:10] [Phoebe] right which is why we wanted to go to their party because we really wanted some time to
chat with them because they’re so popular that you you just can’t not be they can’t be interrupted
a conversation is always interrupted on the cruise right exactly which is it right so we

[01:27] [Unknown] go we get actually we we get to the estate the estate yeah we took an uber over there and we were

[01:35] [Ed] just all in shock because this thing was this this estate was huge it it’s just a house like it
wasn’t some mini-manchin it was a collection of like mid-century modern bungalows all kind of

[01:55] [Unknown] linked together through walkways and lawn areas and a pool and a hot tub and a fire pit area and

[02:05] [Ed] there were ducks walking around and it was it was amazing and it’s an Airbnb yeah so it like
you too could stay there did we do we think it’s super cool anyway so we hung out we had some
drinks actually we didn’t drink because we’d already been drinking the earlier part of the evening
at the bar where we were staying and with some friends who we also went out to dinner with

[02:40] [Phoebe] sorry dinner up but I was I went with the whole photo thing because you know swayers we try to
keep things private and you know a little bit on the down low so I took the photo for my own
personal use right right posting it anywhere because I don’t know the owners I didn’t rent the Airbnb

[03:02] [Unknown] but I had to have a good memory so I took a photo right right good disclaimer yeah photos

[03:10] [Phoebe] at swingers events not usually good you don’t be posted so the unfortunate thing is we came home

[03:16] [Ed] and later through messages we found out that things got crazier after we’d left and there were
a bunch of other podcasters who’d left earlier in the evening we were all tired from traveling
they were not they’d been there since like Friday and so they were just this was just like the

[03:31] [Unknown] prelude to the cruise and they ended up having like a 10 woman candy orgy right so you’ve seen

[03:42] [Ed] the photos of the women laid out on the table with you know the sushi laid on them well this was
candy yeah because candy sweeter and it was late so you know more of a dessert thing yeah they

[03:53] [Unknown] said they had a great time they said it was they did all the fun they did Sunday morning we had an

[04:03] [Phoebe] erotic photo session which was super sexy and super hot right some great photos yeah we were we were

[04:10] [Unknown] packing yes one thing led to another we’ll leave it at that for now Sunday then later we board

[04:19] [Phoebe] the ship and we get on we decorate our door if you haven’t heard our previous podcasts everyone
decorates the door most everyone does and so we had show them free magnets that we’re giving away

[04:32] [Unknown] and we decorate oh my goodness decorate I think decorated our door those are swimming

[04:38] [Phoebe] university poster pictures of our faces now yeah because we’re out you can you can see these yeah
which is cool uh and what’s oh they the the cruise gives you a white board and a marker so that
people can leave you messages we already brought our own sticky notes and a pen so we have

[04:57] [Ed] all that on our door we’ll post a photo yeah and if you’re on the cruise and you’re watching this
don’t know if you have the internet package or not swing by pick up your magnet write us a note
on our door uh as nasty as you want to be uh because it’s for us and yeah or and just say hi um we
love meeting you guys and so if you see us on the ship definitely come up and say hi and no I

[05:24] [Phoebe] have not been drinking it today this is just my normal natural no that’s next uh after we finish
recording this we’re gonna go start drinking classes so if you’re interested in any of the classes
read ahead of time you’ll get a bunch of emails and stuff before the cruise the classes
fill up quick so as soon as you get on the boat go to the help desk and sign up for the classes
we were interested in two classes one was pleasuring the pearl and one is pleasuring the penis
but there’s also other classes like the yawning massage tantric and a whole host of other ones
these are paying classes um ranging anywhere from fifty dollars to a hundred and
hundred maybe a hundred and fifty i’m not sure of all the prices but right well the particular
ones that we signed up for were fifty dollars if you want to share a bed of course because these
classes frequently are hands-on yet these two in particular that we wanted to do were

[06:23] [Ed] were hands-on demonstration so pearls and penises in hands right and if you don’t want to share a

[06:29] [Phoebe] bed that’s perfectly fine too you just pay an extra fifty bucks for this class it was a hundred
dollars for your own private bed which is fine too and that’s nice because they have limited space

[06:39] [Ed] that’s why they charge more for the other bed because you’re getting a solo yeah you’re getting

[06:45] [Phoebe] your private own private experience so while we’re standing in line right because we are when

[06:50] [Ed] you board a board a cruise ship there’s a muster station so this isn’t in the case of an emergency
our muster station was right next to the sign up so we like walked 15 feet hit the the the booth
and while we’re in line we met the thoughts and perspective podcasters which was super cool and

[07:13] [Phoebe] perspective yes they were literally I don’t know 20 minutes they lived 20 minutes away from that

[07:19] [Ed] yes so another west coast podcaster where we have tentative plans at some point to connect with them
have conversations a drink who does we’ll see yes yes yes so that was exciting and what else oh

[07:36] [Phoebe] then we went to the martini bar right oh my god martini bar so good everyone was there well not

[07:43] [Unknown] everyone but it was very crowded it was a very popular spot yes so many people came up to us because
of the t-shirts that were wearing that’s when your university t-shirts yeah either they knew about

[07:55] [Phoebe] the podcasters they hadn’t heard about the podcasters had a bunch of questions you ran into a couple

[07:59] [Ed] that was here on their first cruise yeah we’ve we’ve been referring to them as the first cruise
couple and super cute couple really nice thank us for episodes thank us for you know all the
helpful information that really kind of got them started and prepared them which was exactly what
we did it do this whole thing for is to to help people get in get through succeed and we’ve run
into them a couple times since then and that just just the nicest nicest people yes yes yes yes

[08:35] [Phoebe] it was so nice to hear their story we also met a nurse who has a lot of experience in HRT
hormone replacement therapy yes and he was a wealth of knowledge I shared some experiences with him
because I am also going through that and he just validated all the horrible experiences that I had
and I was like oh my god I can’t wait to interview you so we’re hoping that he and his wife
will do an interview with us on our podcast because we have about three episodes that we’re going
to be doing and sharing with you guys on hormone replacement therapy the value of it and and how it
can help and really assists with your overall just general health and sexual well-being whether
it was for you or not right so it’s super excited for that yeah we also met another

[09:37] [Unknown] person in the medical field is as a doctor doctor Valerie and she’s a sexologist and she was

[09:46] [Phoebe] is I think she gave it today they are the yawning class and I haven’t taken that class but she was
just a pleasure to meet and we’re hoping to maybe do an interview with her also right

[10:00] [Ed] so we’re basically sitting in the martini bar people are coming up to us totally at random
you know we’re introducing ourselves which is one of the first things that we teach when we
talk to new swingers and that is get over your shyness just go up and talk to people swingers
are nice people they actually want to meet new people like that’s the whole game and they were
doing it people were doing that coming up to us and having conversations with us and we made so
many potential interview connections and lifestyle connections so it’s great like things are
just falling into place for a bunch of great content for you guys which is super cool and
totally serendipitous because we’re literally writing out the outlines for the HRT episode so this

[10:51] [Phoebe] was perfect for can amazing I will say I think some people were approaching us because of the
shirts because the logo so big and the obvious but there are where other people on the cruise that
were wearing really interesting shirts that were conversation starters right so if you’re a little
bit shy or introvert try wearing a shirt that inspires a contract you know conversation or a comment
because uh what was it sapphic swingers had a shirt on that said we F should up we’re here to F

[11:26] [Ed] right that’s their they’re kind of their mantra yeah their philosophy about laughing at their

[11:31] [Phoebe] shirt and then making comments on it and then there’s another guy wearing some other kind of
cool shirt some random guy walking by and it was a fabulous shirt yeah which is all the more

[11:39] [Ed] reason to get an interesting shirt the standard two pineapples having sex shirts or the upside down

[11:46] [Unknown] pineapple everybody has those shirts and try to find something yeah find is try and find something
unique yeah maybe a swing or university shirt but there you go uh something to kind of break the

[12:01] [Phoebe] ice and get people to to start talking to so then it was dinner time and a little bit of a

[12:07] [Ed] maps a little bit of a nap resting the feet because we’re going to be on our feet again

[12:11] [Phoebe] right because I was on my feet all day already even though I was in sneakers my feet were tired
we rallied we had some coffee we were back out at 11 and it was color night so it was
basically birthstone color night so dress in your color of birthstone I didn’t have a green dress
so I just decided to pull something out of my swing or closet which was orange right is not a
birthstone but I didn’t really care because I rocked the color orange and I co-opted somebody else’s

[12:41] [Ed] birthstone because I didn’t want to wear all white so there you go there you go everyone was

[12:45] [Phoebe] dressed amazing a lot of sparkly greens and diamonds and red oh and a few women with nothing but
like this pearl like bodice yes just completely open just strings of pearls draped over her

[13:02] [Ed] shoulders and over her what are these things in the front oh I don’t know anyway something
fantastic outfit we saw her a couple times later in the buffet and every time we saw her we were
like my god first the confidence to be able to strut around in thigh high boots and just pearls
and pasties girl work it it was it was amazing it was the ultimate

[13:34] [Phoebe] this yes so she rocked that that was pretty amazing and then what else what else was we were
dancing we went out dancing yeah 11 to 130 yeah we kind of bought between two of the different

[13:47] [Ed] clubs one of them was a little smaller it was a little harder to dance the other one was more open
there was more seating there was a bigger bar wasn’t as dark and kind of mysterious it was pretty

[13:58] [Unknown] dark I mean that it was a little it was a little creepy dark yeah the bartenders were actually

[14:04] [Ed] using their phone lights to be able to figure out drinks and stuff so that was pretty funny

[14:09] [Unknown] yeah um probably need to work on that for them and we also ran into Bella and Jason for in the

[14:18] [Ed] uh for our play podcast at the the ball we hadn’t seen them all day they’d seen us but it’s kind
of a zoo when you come onto the ship the first four hours and we ran into them and because we both
recently had a controversial episode happened with both of us we kind of commiserated
compared stories car crash incidents anyway it was it was comforting and we felt a little
bad about how controversial we thought ours was in comparison to what they went through in
holy crap not a not even comparable in many respects and yeah we’re still processing all of that

[15:05] [Unknown] and we’ll continue to process some of that and we’ll we’ll go from there yeah I mean at least

[15:11] [Phoebe] we didn’t have threats um they had some threats and theirs theirs was um yeah we were just we
just say it was very the pictures that they showed us were very telling yes shocking yeah a lot of

[15:29] [Ed] people but the place there you go and that’s where we’re gonna leave that because I don’t need

[15:36] [Phoebe] any more stress this week um right around vacation we’re on vacation um and and to kind of round

[15:42] [Ed] out the evening um what what did we where did we end up well we’re on our way back to the room

[15:49] [Phoebe] this is what I love about the cruise you know like you just random happenings right people are just
forced together so you’re in an elevator some sexy people get on the elevator we’re like hi how’s
your night how are nights gate oh what’s your name love your dress love your dress oh like this
oh not that the compliments compliments little like huggy huggy kissy kissy all of a sudden
four-way make oh sorry six-way make-out session in the elevator doors coming closing opening people
are like oh hi can we join in or they’re like oh excuse me we’ll let you continue

[16:32] [Ed] so there you go some of the joys of the cruise yeah it was very hot and steamy and we’ll uh
let’s just leave it at that for now yeah and we do this on all of our recap episodes we kind of
talk about that what’s coming up tonight so tonight’s theme the theme that shall not be named we
will that we will never speak the name of this theme um because it’s completely inappropriate and
very just not even retro it’s backwards it’s a weird theme and we’ve never liked it don’t like it
it’s a terrible theme idea yeah so we will be dressing for that to a degree I mean we’ve got
some sexy nightclub where kind of stuff yep and we’ll give you our recap tomorrow we will talk
a little bit more about the controversial theme and some of the things uh that were involved with
that and the the challenges of of being public being public faces having a public forum where we

[17:36] [Unknown] speak our thoughts and our opinions and kind of the oh one last thing before you go if this episode

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