Costa Rica Swinger Vacation (LLV) – Day 6

[00:06] [Guest] University your horizontal enrichment program. This is Ed. And this is Phoebe. It’s the last day.

[00:29] [Ed] I know it’s super fun. Yeah. Now is the what I’m mentally preparing yourself for the trip home.
De-vacationing your brain and business. Yeah. But I will say to put some excitement

[00:52] [Phoebe] into this podcast. We had a pretty interesting evening. Interesting is a really good word to
describe it. It was fun. It was dangerous. But it was fun. I had fun. I’d had a little less fun.

[01:10] [Ed] Yes. Phoebe had I think all the fun. But there you go. Sometimes it works out that way. I took one
in the face. I mean in the for the team last night. Not not not literally for the team. But

[01:27] [Unknown] you did take one in the face. Yes. We will describe that soon. So we we got up as usual.

[01:35] [Phoebe] Had breakfast, did our podcast stuff, had lunch, and then it was off to pool time. Now since we did
not connect with our yoga friends the day before and we looked everywhere for them. We were all
looking for them yesterday. Yeah. And we never found them. In fact, we still haven’t found them.
We still haven’t seen them. We didn’t see them at last night’s event. We haven’t seen them this

[01:55] [Ed] morning for breakfast. They’ve just just disappeared. Yeah. Nothing. So we failed when we should have

[02:03] [Unknown] locked in the date. We should have said, you know, let’s meet you at the pool at 1 p.m.

[02:09] [Phoebe] or 12 p.m. Whatever. Right. The date got more specific with that commitment. And we didn’t.

[02:16] [Ed] I just I forget. So if you’re listening to this episode and his name starts with an M and her

[02:24] [Unknown] name starts with a K and you live in Chico. Reach out to us and give us your contact information

[02:31] [Ed] because we do want to connect with you. And we weren’t able to give you our contact card, our
ho card. So if you’re listening to this, we’d still like to get together. Yes. We hopefully we

[02:43] [Phoebe] will stock them on the LLV website and hopefully connect with them there. We will see. That doesn’t
always work out well, but yeah. Until you hand someone your phone and have them put their contact

[02:58] [Ed] information in there. No guarantees. There’s no guarantees. Even the ho cards don’t work. So

[03:03] [Phoebe] that is the best way is to have people put their shit in your phone and you just follow up
because they won’t. They’ll still forget it. Right. Don’t lose your card. Or yeah.
Various things. Yes. So the rest of the day was relaxing. Like I said, we had lunch. Oh, I tried
this fruit called sour sap fruit. Chase like gummy bears. It was amazing. And I stole some seeds
because I wanted a plan on California. Then I realized it gets too cold there and they’ll die.
It’s a South American fruit. So I’m just going to have to order it and have it delivered. So

[03:46] [Ed] freaked. Oh my god. So good. And it was a really weird looking fruit. It was weird. It was why

[03:53] [Phoebe] you guys could check it out. But anyway, they don’t want to hear about the fruit. They want to hear
about the fucking. And so we fucked. And it was good. And we take some photos. And we post some

[04:05] [Ed] Instagram and Twitter. Yeah, it was kind of an interesting session because you were relaxing out
on the patio and I was kind of laying down, face down, kind of, kind of a nap, kind of not. Yeah,

[04:23] [Phoebe] you weren’t feeling so resting. It’s that stomach thing, intestinal thing that we still have.

[04:28] [Ed] Drinking a water. I sent Phoebe a text message and he’s like, what you doing?

[04:35] [Phoebe] Looked inside and saw me laying there naked. I thought he was asleep. I was like, wait,
is this a delayed text message? Or is he awake? Because I couldn’t see his face and I couldn’t see

[04:45] [Unknown] the phone. I was like, oh, this must be a delayed message. But I responded anyway. And I figured

[04:52] [Phoebe] he’d get it when he woke up. And then I got another message and he’s like, come in here. Take
some pictures. So I did. And then that turned into other fun stuff. More pictures.

[05:07] [Unknown] Little face sitting and touching. Nice wet penetrative sex. A little afternoon fun.
Yeah, so I guess you weren’t that sick. I’m never that sick.

[05:26] [Phoebe] It was nice. It was relaxing. And then it was gosh, dinner time. I mean, we really didn’t do a lot.

[05:35] [Unknown] It was relaxed and chill. Yeah, I think we spent most of the afternoon going through

[05:42] [Ed] social media feeds and updating photos and just kind of having fun posting sexy stuff.
Yeah. A little less time with the sexy stuff. Since everyone else was taking us time,
we decided to take some us time for ourselves. Yeah. And literally there was nobody at the pool.
Not. Not nobody. There were a lot of people who had gone on the excursion that we talked about
yesterday. There was another group that went today. Yeah. Or this day. Yes. So it was just

[06:19] [Phoebe] dead. Dead. But dinner was great. They did. The theme night was white night. And they moved
the festivities down to the pool. And when I say festivities, the full bar was down below. They had
food. All the lights. The disco music, all everything was set up down below. It was really
beautiful. They did a good job. Yeah. The tables, you know, cocktail tables,
table, we call them standing tables. Yeah. Bar height tables. Around not a lot of dancing,
but a lot of conversation. Yeah. Which was nice. You could mingle and move around and chat.

[07:02] [Ed] That would have been a great theme for the second night.
That we were here. Everybody settled in. You get your one day where you’re kind of
getting your bearings, getting a deep program from the outside world. And then the next night,
you do a big social thing where everybody gets together. They have conversations. They meet,

[07:24] [Guest] they greet, they mingle. Everybody’s present. You make those connections. And then the rest

[07:31] [Phoebe] of the week is just sexy fun. There’s definitely a formula for this, which, which I have figured out,
but just by going to all the events and being part of those local events, we have a really good
event planner in our area. And we’re very, very fortunate. And someday they’re going to retire
and sell that business. And we will be very sad. And at that point, we’ll just have to move.
Maybe, maybe I know we’re going to have to move to one of these other states where everyone

[08:02] [Unknown] is at Texas, Tennessee, Florida, Canada. I don’t know. And then we could hit a state where they

[08:10] [Ed] have actual clubs where you could physically go there. And any week, you just feel like going,

[08:17] [Unknown] you could just go. Exactly. I know. I was going to cough in y’all’s face, but I did not.

[08:29] [Phoebe] What? What else happened at the pool? Lots of conversation. And then we talked with our North
Carolina friends. And they gave us an invitation to go upstairs and play side by side with them.

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[09:58] [Ed] not swingers, that they just enjoyed the sexy environment. We’ve been kind of referring to
that mindset as lifestyleers at this point. I don’t know if we’re redefining the term or not.
I did. But we have certainly found, especially this week, a large group of people who just
like the sexy environment. But we don’t see a lot of playing with couples. And even the playroom
saying that the playroom was full that we’ve we heard about. It was like six or eight couples
in the playroom. And there’s way more than six or eight couples here. So yeah, it just doesn’t
seem like a high amount of cross-pollination going on. And even if you count people going back
to their rooms, I don’t think there’s that many people going back to rooms in playing.

[11:03] [Phoebe] So it’s interesting. Yeah, they are people that enjoy the lifestyle. And they’ve done multiple
L.O.V. vacations kind of back to back. There are several couples that have done that where they
get off of one and they come to this one. So they’ve been gone for a month almost now. And
they’re just on vacation. It’s just their fun, sexy time for themselves. It’s just fine.

[11:28] [Ed] But it’s not what I would call the swing or vacation. Yeah. And it’s not swing or rich.
Signed up for. And not what we’d signed up for. No. And as I said, the playroom. And we’ll

[11:44] [Phoebe] talk about that again. There were a few improvements, but we’ll go into that. So we went, well,

[11:52] [Unknown] our friends announced, hey, you know, basically, they don’t swing and we knew that. But you can come

[11:58] [Phoebe] play next to us side by side. It’s super fun to watch people have sex next to us. And we’re like,
all right, we’re in. So they went up to lobby to eat. They got some snacks. And they went up
to eat. And I was like, why are they going all the way up there to eat? I’m like, oh, whatever.
And then we ran into another couple from the LA area, kind of wall flowers. They admitted,
but they were more chatty because they had had a little bit to drink by their own admission.
They’re super cute. And they had a lot of great questions. It was awesome. And this was their
only their second event ever. Lifestyle swing or ever. Yeah. Anything. So they were just

[12:38] [Ed] probably really overwhelmed. But doing well enough that they were thinking of questions and asking
questions, it means that they’re curious. And they’ve got an appetite for finding out more
and kind of getting past the hurdle. So of course, we gave them our tip of introducing themselves

[12:57] [Phoebe] to, you know, one or two couples at each event at each event. And this week, you know, if they’d

[13:03] [Ed] done that, by the end of the week, they would have known 16 couples and had all that practice

[13:09] [Phoebe] doing it. Right. But who knows to her for even asking these questions because I was afraid to ask
all these questions that she was asking because, you know, you’re the new kid on the black

[13:20] [Ed] you don’t know, you don’t want to look out. What are the questions you can ask? Like how do you?

[13:26] [Phoebe] I didn’t know what questions were offensive. I didn’t want to be look like
the new kid on the block or wanted to protect. But yeah, I’m sure everyone knew I should have just
went with it and asked questions anyway. So yeah, that was super cute. Wish they were closer to us
because then they’d be fun to play with. Yeah, but they’re a quick flight down only about an hour

[13:48] [Ed] away. That’s true. We’ll be down in the Palm Springs areas. Yeah. Podcast to Paloza. Yeah.

[13:55] [Unknown] Palm Springs. So come join us. Please go to our webpage and check it out. And what else? Oh, so

[14:04] [Phoebe] great conversation with them. And then I think that lasted, I don’t know, good half hour. And then
we decided to go find our North Carolina couple. Yeah. Because they didn’t come back down. So we
thought, well, let’s go see where they’re at. And so we went up to the upstairs lobby area. They

[14:22] [Unknown] weren’t there. And like, maybe they went to the playroom to the playroom, low on the hold. They
are in there. And I’m like, well, and they were the only ones in there. Yes, they were only

[14:31] [Ed] ones in there. Yeah. And this was it had to have been midnight. Yeah. Oh my gosh. One.

[14:41] [Phoebe] I didn’t even know what time it was. I had a really great nap before. So I was
felt like eight o’clock for me. I was raring to go. Time flew. Yeah. So we go in and we grab some
towel. By the way, they did a better job on the playroom. They made the
dental lobby look list dental office. Right. They had more lighting. They had flowers.
A little table set up. They had water set up on the waters and tables. Yes. condoms. But I will say
the the cart still. I noticed the carpet was dirty, dirty carpet. And that musky,
mildewy smell. I can’t stand it. It’s a trigger for me. Yeah. None of the rooms smell like that.

[15:29] [Unknown] But this room smelled like that. And it was just. And it’s probably not used very often. And with

[15:34] [Ed] the humidity down here, it probably just gets a little. Yeah. And I bet during high
conference season or whatever, they probably run a carpet cleaner through there and like

[15:46] [Phoebe] freshen it up. Again, again, not really set up for a swingers. Swingers afterthought.
And we’ll go more into why I still think the swinging part was the afterthought. So we
I grabbed some towels. I go in there swinging my towel by my head. Do, do, do, do, do, do, we’re here.
And they’re like, hey, so we get naked and then I start playing, you know, a lot of soft touching
and sucking and nibbling. And they were canutling and whispering in each other’s ear. And
just as Ed and I started to get going, they were getting up to get dressed. And we’re like,
yeah, I think they’ve actually finished before we’d come in. And they were just, you know,
in cuddling, in the glow. Right. So they were done. And so I said, well, you could stay and watch.
And they’re like, I’m like, well, so we missed, we missed out on that. So they left. So we’re in
there by ourselves. We haven’t had a great time. Then all of a sudden, all right, here’s where it
gets good and dangerous. So excuse me, Ed and I were fucking. And the blowfish couple walks in.
Now we did, we talked about the blowfish couple earlier on. We had a tweet about them. I think

[17:21] [Unknown] recall if we actually went into detail with them. The blowfish couple are super sexy couple.

[17:29] [Phoebe] I and Ed have been checking out this woman’s ass all fucking week long. Yeah, she’s always wearing

[17:36] [Ed] these. I wear my thong bikini entire asses showing these things. Yeah. And it’s just like

[17:47] [Unknown] this great caramel brown. So every breakfast we get a full meal,

[17:57] [Phoebe] course walk. Oh my god, super sexy black jet hair and just curvy and her husband’s tall

[18:08] [Ed] and broad shoulders and dark hair. And oh my goodness. So very very attractive dark skinned couple

[18:17] [Unknown] that just looks yummy. Oh yeah, they’re so beautiful. And so in they come to the playroom. And I’m like

[18:28] [Phoebe] so she flops down on the bed across the room. And she’s a little bit loud. And I was like,
oh, she’s might have had some of the drink. And I thought they were going to get busy. All of
a sudden, and Ed and I are still going at it. So we’re looking over there at them. And I hear
come over here. And I hear it again. Come over here. I’m thinking, we should talk into our man
because he actually, I don’t know where he was. He was behind her. Oh, okay. And so
I’m like, wait, she’s talking to us. She’s talking to him. I was a little confused. So we
didn’t acknowledge because I didn’t know. Yeah. And all of a sudden, she comes running over to our
bed and like flops down. Flops down. No asking. No, no, nothing. No introduction. And she’s like,
hi. And so that was kind of fun and light and playful. And we’ve had people do that. And
it is fun. But because she had had a bit to drink, she was a bit floundery. So like her arms and her
legs and stuff is kind of flopping like all the way. We’re like, okay, woo, woo. All right,

[19:37] [Ed] let’s go to a round bit. Kind of the Tasmanian devil cartoon with the arms and legs kind of
flying out of the whirlwind. That was that’s what I was seeing. But like, well, let’s get this

[19:49] [Phoebe] woman some dicks so she can calm down. That did not happen. No. So, so, oh my god. So, so this was
mind you. This was the woman with my ass feels like a bluefish. I need some pizza. If you haven’t
seen that tweet. Yeah. This is her sexiest fuck. So then, oh, and by the way, apparently we find out
later, he was checking me out on day two when I got coffee on my boob and I’m on my nice white shirt
and I’m trying to get the coffee out and I’m rubbing the water and the paper towel on my nipple.

[20:28] [Ed] Who’s right on Phoebe’s nipple? So she’s she’s got this like hard wet protruding nipple.

[20:35] [Phoebe] Hey, Mr. Breakfast. Mr. Bluefish is like, oh, I saw you. I saw you rubbing that paper towel on
your nipple. And first I was like, what’s going on over there? And then I realized you must have
got something on it. And then when your nipple went hard, he’s like, oh, that’s when everything down
below just went right up. Everything. He’s like, right at attention. And he’s like, oh,
that’s when hard I was done. He is always putting on a show. And I was like, really? You saw
that? He’s like, Hell yes. I saw that. And I’m like, I was trying to hide. He’s like, there was no
hiding that. It was very tasty. So, so yeah, so it was on. It was on. So there was no asking.
There was really no introduction. We were just for each other. We were a tease for both of us
all week long. So there wasn’t really this need for, hey, which your last dollar introduction,
though, just get past all that. We just knew we really wanted to get with them. And they clearly

[21:30] [Unknown] wanted to get with us. And we’re like, yeah, let’s just do it. Right. And we found them attractive.

[21:34] [Ed] And we were on the same bed. And they just that just kind of happens. Like clearly they’re there
to have sex because they’re in the playroom. Which is one of the nice things about playrooms.

[21:44] [Phoebe] But still, I mean, this was play by play. I thought we were just going to do side by side.
I didn’t make any assumptions. I had no idea what their style was. Right. Not until she started
attacking me. And I was like, Oh, she is interested in girl play. All right. Okay. This is cool.
We could do that. And so a lot of kissing. She was a lot of girl play. A lot of, okay. So
this was really good. And I will say she was a bit aggressive probably because she was drunk.
So there was a lot of tongue, a little more tongue than I liked. And somehow her finger was
getting in there at one point. I was like, do you have a tongue ring? And she’s like, no. And I’m
like, Oh, that must have been your nail. Why is your finger in my mouth? I don’t know. She was,

[22:29] [Unknown] she was a little much. It was, it was an interesting experience. It is, it was, it was not my

[22:37] [Phoebe] preference for play because it was aggressive. But it was also fun. I was having a good time.

[22:46] [Ed] There was a lot of, but it was kind of sexual energy there, which is kind of exciting
where, where I drew the line was when I started getting injured. Right. Yes. So she went.

[23:06] [Guest] Here’s why we sail on Virgin. It’s adults only. No kids screaming at breakfast. No family buffet
lines. Just champagne at noon. Late night pool parties and people who actually want to be there.
The vibe. Think boutique hotel that happens to float. Tattoo parlors, drag brunch, restaurants,
you’d actually pay for on land. Plus when you’re looking to connect with other couples who know how
to have fun, let’s just say Virgin attracts a very specific type of adventurous. No wonder bread

[23:45] [Unknown] cruisers here, just your people. She started to kiss me, but he was fucking her from behind.

[23:58] [Ed] When I say she went into kiss me, it was teeth first, lips behind. Yeah. And she just shoved
her teeth straight into my upper lip and split my lip right open. Also posted on Instagram.
Right. So I’m leading and I can taste the blood. And I was like, okay, that was just an accident,
but then every other kiss mouth, mouth contact with her was multiple fingers, nails in the mouth,
lots of teeth and tongue. You think you’re kissing, but then all of a sudden it’s just teeth,
and then there’s a tongue and then it’s back to the teeth. I know. What happened to your lips,

[24:43] [Phoebe] lady? I know. I know. It was the drunken play. And I think what it is is people get drunk,

[24:54] [Ed] and they do the things that are sexy, but it’s exaggerated. Right. Like it’s sexy to nibble,
and it’s sexy to lick and tongue and put fingers around lips. But when you’re drunk,

[25:08] [Phoebe] it’s, it’s very awkward. So this was a little mixed bag for us. I, I had a great time,
and we’ll continue to talk about it. Ed, not so much. It was more rough than we liked,
but the buildup for this couple was all week long that I really wanted to play with them. And I
would play with them again, because if she was more sober, and if we talked about more of those
preferences, right. So I have not taken them off our list at all. If I ever see them again,
I don’t even know where they live. But I know Ed has a different, I have some experience,
because I have some PTSD. Something else happened to you with a foot, and it was a bit scary. So,
so at one point, she was on top of me, and she was literally smothering me. I couldn’t breathe. I was
pressing her chest, her boobs. I grabbed both of her boobs, and I’m pressing them up off my,

[26:16] [Ed] my face. I couldn’t fucking breathe. Oh, I wonder where your legs were twitching like that.

[26:23] [Phoebe] Stop to pass out. And I’m like, I couldn’t talk. I was like, okay, this is going south bad. I lost
an earring. Oh, my lord. So, and then so this is where like flounder turns into octopus legs,
every like with the whole sea life theme here. Right. Blowfish flounder octopus. Like it was a hot

[26:47] [Unknown] mess. And then at some point, she said, I, you know, I just want her, right. Right. This is

[26:58] [Phoebe] girl time. Girl time. She’s like, this is just girl time. And she’s pushing her husband away.
She’s like, no touching to him. No touching. She’s like, you can, you can have it when I say, no
touching. This is just me, and which I loved. It was super cute. And she was all about me, and it
was fun. It was fun. Oh, again, I said, prefer if she wasn’t as drunk, because it would have been
more sensual. But we got to have a lot of play. She got to lick my pussy. I got her, oh my god.
Her pussy was so nice. Well, all women’s pussies are nice, but I agree. I say her’s,
because it’s not mine, right. So it’s different. It’s beautiful. It was cute and smooth and like
neatly tucked in and she had a very nice pussy. And at some point, I was rubbing her clip while
her man was inside of her and I could feel her clips like mine where like she likes the top
rubbed work like goes in, you know, right? The little bump back and forth.
Where the root of it is, not the tip. Top of the hood. No, down to the top, not the bottom of the

[28:04] [Unknown] hood where the clip comes out. Correct. Top top. So her and I are going out of this,

[28:11] [Phoebe] away are the boobs. At one point, I twisted her nipples. Again, I didn’t know she liked hard nipple
place. So I was like, it’s all on. She’s all over me. I’m all over her. So I’m like, twisted
her nipples. And she’s like, I’m like, ah, you. And then she attacked me. And then I was like,
so, oh my god, it’s so fun. I mean, we must have had a good 5, 10 minutes of just going at it.
But she was so like, you couldn’t stay in one position long enough. It was very ADD. Yes,
it was. It was very ADD. It was flipped flop twist, whatever. I’d like just about

[28:50] [Ed] get in her. And then she’d want to change positions. Like I, yeah, it was like two strokes,

[28:55] [Phoebe] and then it was like position change. Yes. When we got to swapping, yes. Yes. I know. So I know
what you’re talking about. Yes. So I would have liked to have a little more grounded quality time
with her. Yeah. So then when you were in her, then we swapped. Yeah. You and Mr. Blowfish were
playing. Yeah. And we decided to have a little finger play. Oh, yeah. Oh my, that was so good.

[29:30] [Ed] He was good. Yeah. You were squirting. She was squirting. He was good as you. And then he did
the double-handed thing or on the clit in the inside. That’s fun. And he had this rhythm. And

[29:45] [Phoebe] he made me squirt. And then I said, do not stop. And then I went again. And I said, keep going.
And then I went again. And he was having the time of his life. She was enjoying it. You were
doing her at the same time. Oh, yeah. She was spraying all over the place. And then she
scooted over next to me. And she’s like, all right. Let’s do it together. So by this time her and I
both had had three or four squirting orgasms. And so now we’re like, she’s like, all right,
now we got to do it in tandem. And I’m not her words, my word. And so I’m like, God, I don’t know

[30:20] [Unknown] if I can do a fifth time. Of course. Sure enough. So there we go. We’re squirting again. And

[30:29] [Phoebe] oh my god, it was so fucking fun. We were showered. She was laughing. The bed was destroyed.

[30:35] [Ed] Which was funny because they gave us towels when we came in. But totally useless.
Yeah, that’s like a paper bulletproof vest. I mean, it’s just going right through. Yeah. And I will

[30:46] [Phoebe] say they did not come in afterwards and change the sheets again. No, an experienced playroom.

[30:53] [Ed] And the person who was kind of watching the playroom wasn’t even in the lobby. Yeah,
was it monitored to ask the question of, hey, should we change the sheets? And so by the time we found
her, I was like, I’m not going to go back in like, whoa, I just assumed she would. The reason I

[31:07] [Phoebe] know she didn’t was because we went back to find the earring. And she said she hadn’t even been
in the room. Right. And we went back to the bed and was still soaked in the sheet. And I was like,
oh, that’s not cool. You’re supposed to change that shit out. Right. Anyway, hence not set up for
swinging. So, so yes, the finger fucking. And then full swapping. And so, you know, condoms on.
And then he started fucking me. And then he goes, well, he went a little, he went a little deep.
And he goes, his first words were, oh, I know you can take it. I’ve seen your husband’s dick.
And I’m like, oh, yes, I can. Just be careful with that angle because our soulmangles is not so great.
And so he was fucking me. And there was a couple little angles where he got me and I was like,

[32:00] [Ed] oh, I don’t know if I hit her angles or not because she just, it was, I was so hard to read her.
And like I said, you know, two or three strokes in and then she wanted to flip over.
Yes. And then when she’s, yes, how was downward doggy?
Well, I’ll get to that. I haven’t gotten to doggy yet. So we were in missionary and I was
penetrating her, which was fun. And then she flipped over and she flipped over. She kicks me in the
dick with her foot, which of course is kind of a boner killer at that point. Not to mention the
fact that I can’t maintain any kind of stimulation to keep going because the pussy gets ripped away

[32:44] [Phoebe] from it. So it’s like, I’m not really having sex at this point. No, no, it’s, and it’s all good.

[32:53] [Ed] But it’s, it’s one of those experiences where you go, oh, yeah, that’s right. That’s why we don’t

[33:00] [Unknown] fuck drunk people. Yeah. Because it’s one of those, you’re, you’re not really connected with the

[33:10] [Ed] person. You’re not, you’re never sure if they like what you’re doing or you don’t. They’re just
making noise and flopping around. Right. Is it really good or is it just they’re in their own head?
But anyway, so she flips over. Yes. And I’m about to get into her in the, the prone bone position,
which is completely flat. I love this position. I really would have loved to have her ass
in that position. Yes. And I just about got in her and then she got up and, and moved again and did
something else. I don’t even remember what it was at this point. It was all just like, oh, it came
over to kiss me. Mm-hmm. Probably. And then she came back and then she was up on her knees. And at
that point, it was just, she would kind of squat a little bit. So I was like, okay, I’ll get it at
this angle. And then she would sit up and then I would have to like move to meet her and then she’d

[34:06] [Unknown] move again. So I couldn’t get back in her. Right. Because it was just, it was like a moving target.

[34:13] [Ed] Yes. Yes. I’m sorry. And that’s where I just said, white flag, I’m done. And so Ed,

[34:20] [Phoebe] I call it a technical on this. It’s up back for a while and watched. And I kind of felt kind of

[34:27] [Ed] fun. Was it? Yeah. Kind of felt bad. Well, you look like you were enjoying yourself. I was. Yeah.

[34:33] [Phoebe] I was, but this is mostly a feeding offense. But then Mrs. Blowfish was coming in and distracting
Mr. Blowfish and my experience because I wanted to get in different angles too. I wanted the
side angle with him, which feels really good. And he was like, he’s like, what do you mean,
side angle? I’m like, oh, this, where you like grab my ass and my leg and my thigh and just like
pound me from the side. And he’s like, what? I’m like, here, I’ll show you. And I was trying to get
into that position. But then Mrs. Blowfish came in there and kept interrupting. And so I didn’t really
get him in that position. I really wanted him in that. I wanted that. I would have loved to have

[35:11] [Ed] distracted her. But there was no stopping that one. She was just like, is it Tasmanian,
arm spinning, legs everywhere. It was just a hot mess. I know. I know.
It was funny. We saw them this morning. I didn’t think she would remember me at all.
But she did. Well, she recognized us in some capacity. We’re not sure what capacity. But

[35:40] [Unknown] it looked lovely this morning. Her hair was all taken care of and not as unkempt and wild as it
was last night. But it’s funny because in the morning, she’s very calm and elegant and

[35:55] [Ed] kind of walks around. But last night, it was just a hundred and eighty degree different. Just

[36:00] [Phoebe] yeah, wild, wild woman. Yes. But I had very good time. Mr. Blowfish was a great listener. He knew
when he was going a little too deep. And he he acknowledged that. He’s like, oh, I know the sound
of that voice. I know when I’ve hit hit it too deep. Yeah. And I was like, oh, thank you. You know,
so he he he was really good. I would definitely play with him again. I would definitely play with
her again. Is she cannot be that drunk? No. That that would be a killer. And we do have friends.

[36:34] [Unknown] I mean, literally a killer. I mean, I might actually die. I mean, there was some blood loss

[36:42] [Phoebe] this time. But I know. Sorry. You know what? We have experiences like this sometimes and you

[36:50] [Ed] just have to accept that it is not a 50 50 split every time you play. I mean, sometimes it’s

[36:58] [Unknown] 80 20. This was about 97 three. And but this this was definitely full contact swinging. Oh yeah.

[37:08] [Ed] For sure. Yeah. I’m going to bring a helmet next time. Face guard. No. So would you say this was
on the lines of sport fighting then? More like MMA fighting. Oh, yeah. If if the sport was

[37:32] [Phoebe] I get touched in the face for movement. There you go. That’s what happened with no consent,
no conversation. Just being attacked. Let’s let’s go there. I mean, attacked from across the room.
But you know, now I will say if they were completely random, like we didn’t know them from
Adam had seen them all week. Yeah, that would have been I would have been different. This would have
been a club scene and they approached us like that. Um, right. That would have not gone down at all.

[38:03] [Ed] Yeah. But yeah, but we’d had some semi casual contact with them before we’d seen each other

[38:10] [Phoebe] enough where it was and brief conversations at breakfast in the buffet line. So yeah, great.
All right, everyone. That was last night. So today is packing a little pool time and getting ready

[38:24] [Ed] for our flight home. So there is a theme tonight. Um, littering clips or how much

[38:31] [Phoebe] we participate with the theme. I’m not. I brought a dress that’s going to be way too hot. Yeah,

[38:37] [Ed] last night was hot and we were in linen and you were in just like a I didn’t even wear the shirt.
Yeah, it wasn’t even a bra. It was like a halter lace top. Yeah, it was, it was sexy, but the pants

[38:52] [Phoebe] were warm. I was very warm and the people jumped in the pool because they got hot. So it was warm.
So tonight, there’s no fucking way I’m going to wear that. I’m not wearing slacks in a button

[39:02] [Unknown] down shirt. No, it’s what I planned. I think I’m just going totally. I may just wear my mesh red

[39:11] [Phoebe] shorts. Oh, see, that would work because fire and ice. Mm-hmm. Maybe I’ll wear the Swinger University
shirt and shorts, but anyone they don’t want to hear about that. All right, everyone.
This is going to be the last recording for a little while. Tomorrow will be gone all day traveling.
So we’ll do a recap. Another recap one probably when we get back. We’ll try to.

[39:36] [Unknown] Well, have a nice relaxing sit at home and then get settled back.

[39:44] [Phoebe] Thanks for listening and thanks for hanging in there with us and, uh, well, like I said,
we will. We’ll do a recap on the whole thing. It’ll be short and sweet. Definitely. And before we

[39:54] [Ed] go, get your tickets to Peacap as they are going and it’s going to be a lot of fun. It’s a hotel
takeover and we have heard radio reviews about it. And it is definitely Swinger.

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