Costa Rica Swinger Vacation (LLV) – Day 3

[00:03] [Guest] Welcome to Swinger University, your horizontal enrichment program
Taking you back to those experimental years
Here are your hosts Ed and Phoebe

[00:21] [Ed] Hi, this is Ed and this is Phoebe
Here we are day three

[00:29] [Phoebe] Recap yes, I still have my sexy low voice
Yeah, I’m still horse extra raspy
Drinking sunshine lots of talking lots of shouting it’s screaming
Although I wish it was screaming while having sex with other people but

[00:49] [Ed] And that is later in the episode

[00:54] [Phoebe] We walked the property yesterday it is massive as we we told you in the last episode
But we actually walked it yesterday. There’s just

[01:04] [Ed] 20-some-odd
just housing
buildings on the property
Not including the all the other buildings right there’s a little huts and shacks and the main hotel and the
The dining hall down below

[01:22] [Phoebe] So yeah, it’s a big place. It’s a big place. It was really fun. You know you get a good walk up and down up and down the hills
A lot of people when they
Need to get to the main hotel they have they’ll take a shuttle because as women
Wearing our heels for the night for the thin nights and so they do provide a shuttle which is nice
But I will say they
A lot of people say if they’re gonna hope it over here for pool time during the day
Let’s just take all our shit with them if it’s not with them

[01:53] [Ed] Oh, well, they don’t go back right to the room waiting for a golf cart to pick you up and take you back
Take you any places

[02:01] [Unknown] It’s a little

[02:03] [Phoebe] It’s a lot of annoying, I guess

[02:05] [Ed] Our time consuming. They said it can’t be inconvenient slightly inconvenient. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Yes

[02:12] [Phoebe] So yeah
While we were walking the property
We found our our friends from
Gosh, where are they from Texas? Yes, yeah, Texas and they
They pointed out that there was an interesting sign all over the property

[02:32] [Ed] We’ve posted it on our Instagram account, but it’s it’s funny because it’s
Three people kind of huddled together with arrows pointing towards them
And we have just dubbed that the
Either the group sex meeting place or if if you need a third
For a threesome meet at the sign and there’s different ones and they have little numbers on them
Most of them have numbers on them. Yes, you can say
We’re looking for a third meet us at group site one or three
Or three right because three is right outside our so if you’re you’re listening

[03:05] [Phoebe] We’ll be out there later today. Right. I like to the eight one. I saw one with an eight. That was nice

[03:12] [Ed] Each good number. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It would be a good number. So we took a photo with our new friend and

[03:20] [Phoebe] Well, her husband took our photo with
His wife and us near the sign. It’s hilarious. You should check it out. It’s awesome
Uh, hotel amenities are basically
Kind of word of mouth. There’s a lot to offer here, but

[03:40] [Ed] Yeah, there’s no binder in the room that lists what’s available and what the times are
There’s one board like a like a marquee board down
In the lower cafeteria area. Oh, yeah above the pool table
Which is a round the corner in room. I know
Out through a hallway near the bathrooms go around a corner. There’s a pool table and there is a marquee with
Dining and times and then the normal
The kayak tour that we did for example was listed up on the board
But that’s all we’ve ever found here in terms of yeah

[04:22] [Phoebe] Go here to do this thing at this time or that the cafeteria down below
Turns into a regular restaurant at night with a menu right not a buffet, but uh, right from a menu
They bring it to you don’t have to go get your own food wine all that didn’t know any of that until we talked to somebody at the pool
So I can’t tell you how many time at least five times
I’ve gotten key pieces of information about the property itself from just talking to people at the pool

[04:55] [Ed] Right, and the was it the second night it was the second night
Um one of the LLV people came up to us and said hey, we’re thinking about opening the lower pool
Yeah, for kind of like an after-party party

[05:10] [Unknown] play area and

[05:13] [Ed] We’ll be doing that at 12 and we looked at our watches and it was 12-10
And then he was still up there even at 12-30 and we checked with him again and it was also
Gonna happen at 12-30 and we look at the course and it was 12-30

[05:29] [Phoebe] Well, I will say they were trying to get something started to see if it was gonna be popular
But it’s a little like hurting cats, right

[05:37] [Ed] In so many ways which we will also get into trying to
Third the population, but
The reason why it didn’t happen that night was we got down to the
pool and
some of our other friends the thruple couple was down there and
The staff had said you can’t go in the pool. We just threw shock in the
Water and for those people who don’t have and maintain pools. It’s a chemical treatment to

[06:07] [Phoebe] Separate the organic material from the chlorine right make it less cloudy and effective, but it will burn you

[06:13] [Ed] So you do not want to get in the pool
Yes, but it basically shocks the system
Mm-hmm. So there you go. We were gonna have a pool party and

[06:22] [Phoebe] With our skin burning off our bodies, right

[06:24] [Ed] And in our vaginas hot event you want

[06:28] [Phoebe] No, so
tingling I’m tingling in all the wrong ways. So we heard tonight. There’s supposed to actually bring beds down

[06:36] [Unknown] with some music

[06:39] [Phoebe] And if you have your own alcohol if you had the foresight to to buy some at the you know the duty free right
Right out of customs then you
Before cousin however that worked wherever it was then then you can bring your own right
Or if you got a shuttle into town and you bought some
But because they’re they can’t do alcohol and sex in the same room

[07:01] [Unknown] Which is funny. I was like wait you can’t do that here too

[07:06] [Phoebe] This rule seems universal everywhere. I was like wait. We’re in another country. Can’t we just do that here too?

[07:12] [Unknown] right

[07:14] [Phoebe] But you can’t but you know well

[07:17] [Ed] So we’ll see if that happens, but that was another example of here’s a dangerous pool situation
We don’t even know when the posted hours for the pool are

[07:27] [Phoebe] Right like if I hadn’t known I would have gone in the pool
Like they were the if those people weren’t there to give me that information

[07:35] [Ed] I would have not known and and we even got in the pool last night and we were
Testing the water to see if it hurt when we stick our foot in it’s like is my foot burning yet and it seemed okay
So we swam around a little bit, but it was definitely after hours the skin was on my body still so yeah
No flaying

[07:59] [Phoebe] Let’s see what else what else what else
We had a lot of pool time yesterday and a lot of interactions ed was actually in the pool quite a bit
Chatting with a bunch of people. I don’t even know what you talked about. Yeah, and you’ve been told me yet. I know what I talked about

[08:18] [Ed] Weird swing or situations that you’ve got into we heard stories from different people
One couple was telling me about this
Meet that they had with a couple and they said meet us at the pool hall on such and such a street and they showed up
and the pictures were like 10 or 20 years out of date
So it was one of those things where you show up and you’re I don’t know you they’re like oh, but we know you
You’re not who we’re meeting and they’re like oh, yeah, it’s just old pictures. Oh great. Oh
But it got weirder oh because their place was across the street from the pool hall
Oh, and they said hey, you want to come back to our place and you know, we can play and then they disclosed that they had 16 cats

[09:04] [Phoebe] In their two bedroom apartment. Oh my god. So of course that was a hard no

[09:13] [Unknown] and

[09:15] [Ed] Let’s get the flock out of here
Wow, what’s interesting though is that they ran into them again at some other point and they got like
Weirdly about hurt
Um, I rate we’re gonna call it sick the what was the fatal attraction?
They almost got a little fatal attraction about the thing like you’re you’re avoiding us
Kind of a thing. Oh wow and they got in the car and took off
This the extra bit of that story was

[09:47] [Guest] um god

[09:48] [Ed] No, it’s just it’s just got layered
My top of layers turns out the the gentleman from the couple was there like playing video games with the the other guy
The guy was like hey come check this out and so it was a pool hall and they were just kind of relaxing what the ladies were talking
But the wife noticed that the male
From this other couple was basically checking her husband out
The whole time and they did not disclose that they were by or that that’s what they were looking for
And it was clear that this guy had other intentions
Ha, so that made them uncomfortable. That’s why they were like
Uh, there was there were a whole bunch of red flags with this couple. God. That’s what they were like

[10:30] [Phoebe] Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s just go. So yeah most of the time

[10:35] [Ed] At the pool was spent just
Talking about where we were from what we put we’re into like

[10:43] [Phoebe] confidence
Being naked
What’s comfortable for every different person women’s confidence women’s
Comfort level how does that change when it you know when does that flip over right?
There was a guy that had a nice quote about pussy
That was funny. Do you remember what that was? Yeah, so

[11:08] [Ed] Some women realized that they have a hundred percent of the
Control over pussy and a hundred percent of the time a hundred percent of the time and other women haven’t figured that out yet

[11:18] [Phoebe] Yeah, yeah, all all women have a hundred percent control up and say some women don’t know. Yeah, don’t know they have that
And and I loved that because
It was true
Like you don’t really know that the power that you have in the lifestyle until you really get in it and stepping into that power is

[11:36] [Unknown] is um

[11:39] [Phoebe] It’s different if you’re not used to owning that
normally
Um, it’s different, but maybe you do own it
In your private life, but you don’t own it in a group

[11:52] [Ed] Something right right. It’s that
Comfort with being able to say no and and being okay with saying no right because saying no to your partner

[12:03] [Phoebe] Obviously is going to be way different or or you know

[12:07] [Unknown] They they know you you know what works between you right and um you can get subtle feelings

[12:15] [Phoebe] Yeah, hurting people’s feeling I say no, but you know yeah letting down people easy. Yeah
I talked about hormone replacement therapy with a bunch of women and it was fascinating
Because as a woman in menopause I am now doing that as well and I it is open up some
Amazing bits of information out there to which I will probably be talking about
In a podcast real soon
But then I ran into a woman who was a previous fitness model
And then she was telling me all kinds of crazy supplements and
Weight loss things that are not even or never on my radar
They’re all underground but available to the fitness community that’s just doing all this experimental shit on their bodies
Which is why they fucking look like that and I was like wait my mind is blown right now
Like you do you inject this for that? Yes, and you inject that for this other thing to counteract
The alcohol on your liver you inject that yes, so instead of taking
Multiple items. You just inject your items. Yes. Wow didn’t know that was an option. That’s kind of crazy and
Kind of cool. I hate taking vitamins. Maybe that might be an option for me

[13:37] [Unknown] but

[13:38] [Phoebe] It blew my mind that you know
As with any hobby once you start to get into it and I consider bodybuilding a hobby or
It is our lifestyle right thing and how you yeah
There’s just so many intricate layers of of it that you don’t really know about till you get in right or like train building
Right, you don’t even know like there’s specialty pain, specialty cleaners and this and that and like
You don’t know till you dive into it same thing as swinging
So I was just fascinated I learned all kinds of cool shit yesterday
About injectable vitamins and hormone replacement therapy and everyone’s different experience and this and that and the other thing
Then we talked to another lady
I was talking about being by or her

[14:24] [Ed] being labeled by being
Repeatedly informed that she was by despite all of her
Natural instincts saying no, don’t really think I’m by yes, and of course, Phoebe struggled with that as as well

[14:41] [Phoebe] Yes, and I was like nodding my head and I was like yes
Yes, it’s only under China. Yes, yes

[14:46] [Ed] The label and and also the I think the other part of that conversation came up was

[14:52] [Unknown] women who
Think

[14:56] [Ed] I guess you’re trying to convince themselves that they’re by and it’s also an equally awkward situation because
They’re not really by but they like to kiss girls when they’re drunk kind of

[15:07] [Phoebe] Right, right
Right, and it was refreshing to hear from several women that said, you know, I love
I can’t believe this woman said exactly at my words. I love women. I love their shape
I think they’re soft and and I like to kiss them every once in a while

[15:23] [Unknown] But that doesn’t make me buy and I was like I have said the same thing

[15:30] [Phoebe] Now I will say that I have essentially just
Embraced the label and said yeah, I’m by why because I love all those things
I just said and every once in a while I will go down on a woman
It is it isn’t my preference every single time. No, but isn’t my preference to suck every dick in the room

[15:50] [Ed] Well, come on. I mean really
Okay, maybe not every dick in my room

[15:55] [Phoebe] No, but I will say more dick than I will like pussy
Yes, and then the the interaction with a woman is more of this just kind of
Energetic thing where it’s like a like a the thing right the spark and the spark right that you look for and any kind of
Interaction when you’re on a date right the spark is there right so if there’s that spark is there with a woman
There is a high likelihood that I will be going down on her. She’ll be going down me absolutely and

[16:27] [Ed] We’re perusing the dance floor and there are a couple that come in and the woman who walks in in that particular dress

[16:34] [Phoebe] The red one with the straps in the back for example. Mm-hmm. Yep her yep. There are sparks. I would

[16:43] [Ed] I would
Yes

[16:45] [Phoebe] 100% yes to that, but see I don’t have to have sparks
To to go down on a man sparks are great if there’s between you know another man

[16:57] [Ed] Well, I don’t have to have sparks to go down on a woman, but I’m describing that there are those moments
Yes, that kind of a
Do you like chemical reaction to see something where you just go? Oh, yeah
Oh

[17:14] [Guest] Please please please can I have a cookie?

[17:21] [Ed] That is my that is my wish list this this week. We will see if that actually happens. Oh my god

[17:27] [Phoebe] I hope so. Oh my god. I hope so
It’s been a bit challenging connecting with people this week

[17:37] [Ed] And to to clarify that we’ve been connecting with people all week. Yes, like
great conversations like

[17:46] [Phoebe] Conversations asking all the easy

[17:50] [Ed] sexy fun
flirty
kissy
touching butts

[17:56] [Phoebe] sucking nipples like what are you into what do you like the uh?
Yeah, right up right up to hey, you know like yesterday. So we’re what day three
We’re in day three

[18:08] [Ed] Tuesday. We’re in day three three
Well, three ish technically four, but Saturday was a

[18:17] [Phoebe] Right and so you’ve got people spread out on the resort a playroom that is
Really not sexy. I will say yes less than sexy. I’m sorry, but you could do a little better because even the guys
Don’t like the playroom and if the guys don’t like the playroom then the the ladies definitely don’t

[18:35] [Ed] Because the guy will fuck anywhere

[18:37] [Phoebe] Yeah, and there was a guy I talked to last night and he is like

[18:41] [Ed] You know the mattress straight on the ground kind of a thing. Yeah, and they’re

[18:47] [Phoebe] And I don’t have a problem with the mattress beyond the ground, but it needs to be quite a bit taller
Like these are like four inch like almost futon like right on the ground. No

[18:59] [Ed] That setup is great for the tantra classes that they’re doing where it’s
More than a yoga mat
but not
Like a bunch of furniture in the room, right? Like they’re utilitarian mattresses like get that

[19:13] [Phoebe] They tried to make it sensual with lighting, but there’s no soft curtains. There’s
I think there was music, but it just didn’t it was lacking that sensual feel in there
It’s a comfort room. Yeah, and it looked like a comfort room where they’re just kind of threw down beds

[19:31] [Ed] It kind of just feels that way and when you come into the room. That’s I think the other thing that throws us off is
There’s almost like a mini bar where they’re
Staff is sitting before you go into the room, and
There’s nothing on the walls. It’s very
Kind of yeah, it’s that
Makes you think like getting a root canal like get a blowjob. I
Hmm

[19:58] [Phoebe] Yes, yes, and so as you know first impressions
Everything so now that that room set the tone that was it. I think that’s what it is dental office
Oh my god, and so now and then you yes, that was that’s the problem. Yeah
Well the main problem, but there are other issues. So anyway, no one’s in the playroom

[20:21] [Ed] No one we went up for several times three couples up there and I didn’t want to take

[20:25] [Phoebe] Yeah, and they’re all playing with each other like their own partners. I swear to you separate
They were not with anybody else. They were they were their own partner. It did not appear so
So we didn’t want to take anyone up there. So we made many offers to bring people back to our room. We made
Oh, I bet I think it was I counted five or six offers last night. Yes
From all the connections that we made
Everyone was either too tired they drank too much the excursion that day was too long
And why the fuck are you going on excursion if you’re here to swing and fuck. I don’t know. That’s an issue for me. Sorry
Um

[21:05] [Ed] I mean we get it that when the last time we were in Costa Rica
We did the excursions wait, but I will also say we were
We had enough leftover to fuck so yes

[21:17] [Phoebe] But we all went together on the same excursion so we were all together as a group all the time right so so many nice
Opportunities to connect and have conversations in different places and in different ways and I loved that

[21:33] [Ed] And I gave the one couple who’d been on the excursions. It’s like six a.m. And like very little food

[21:41] [Unknown] Uh, Gally

[21:43] [Ed] You know, I kind of gave them an out for that right get that like sure you just
Exhausted and it’s already been you know
Three days and travel and all that kind of stuff so yeah, you know, I get it
We took we’ve been taking naps each night to kind of hell yeah
Rejuice before we hit the party
Um, and I think without that. Oh, yeah, we would have been toast. Oh, yeah
But the other couples it’s like we’re trying to close the deal and
We’re typically pretty successful. I mean, yeah, we don’t get many like flat out
Nose we’ll get you know the occasional

[22:23] [Phoebe] Maybe not tonight right, but that’s usually when the either the couples not on the same page or
There soft swap and they don’t know how far the the rules aren’t clearly defined hence not on the same page, right?
So there’s some nervousness there. It’s usually nerves

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[23:48] [Ed] We don’t just like cold call like we don’t just run in to deal before we’ve even talked to somebody
Although we have done that before and we have been successful at that yes, but it was fun
Typically

[24:03] [Unknown] have had

[24:05] [Ed] chemistry flirting kissing touching yeah conversations with these people for the last two or three days
just didn’t happen so

[24:13] [Unknown] We’re

[24:15] [Phoebe] We were disappointed I know I was like and really horny uh-huh
So what did we do?

[24:23] [Ed] So we decided to take matters into our own hands and go fuck ourselves
As we were being told to go fuck ourselves, so we did
Um, we wandered down to the pool and um, oh my god
We did get a rain check from one couple which is good
So we’ll we’ll see if that happens out and according to them before we get into what what we did when we
Fucked ourselves
This couple had been day fucking and said that there was a
A percentage of the group that was

[24:57] [Phoebe] Having new owners, uh-huh, which is cool

[25:01] [Ed] But where’s that on the schedule because I I missed that memo and
Clearly we’re not in the right place at the right time and we were in the pool with those people

[25:11] [Phoebe] Yeah, where are they so where in the playroom in your own rooms? I don’t know. So here’s our strategy
We are going to be ordering extra sheets
From room service from room service every day here on out because we’re just gonna drag people back to the room
I mean because I’m not having sex in the playroom
Unless they change that shit. Now if they do put those beds down by the pool
That would be kind of cool. That would be sexy. That would be sexy

[25:37] [Ed] Although we did notice um, that the lower pool does not have lights
Which makes it kind of dark and maybe a little bit kind of like that the pool is lit though, isn’t it? No
No lights in that pool

[25:53] [Unknown] Um

[25:54] [Ed] This upper pool would be much better for sex
That’s true and we can attest to that. Yeah, it’s better for sex. All right, so to the good stuff
so

[26:05] [Unknown] we

[26:07] [Ed] Spend around the room for a little while not getting anybody to take us up on the art the offer of
Some evening fun
wander down the stairs
And we’ve been posting pictures of the
Facilities we posted some on Instagram. So if you want to see the stairs and there’s supposedly there’s 74
I’m not gonna get the number right 74 75 stairs up to the top
And then another some odd who knows another place anyway, so many a lot of stairs. It’s a wonder down to the pool
And Phoebe’s like I’m gonna get in the pool. I just need to cool off and

[26:46] [Phoebe] So hot
From the dance floor by the way, I didn’t tell you it was jungle night and so maybe we skip the whole theme thing
Yeah, but it’s quick. I mean, there was the Tiger King there the Thrupple couple where the Tiger King
Phenomenal as you know you you know
Various cost. Yeah with the long mohawk or the the mullet mullet blonde hair and the hat
Oh my god, I didn’t even hardly recognize him and had chains and with collars hooked up to each woman and each one was dressed as it as a cat
Full on Halloween sexy-ass costumes and we got some funny. Oh my god, laughing my ass off. They were the best
And then you know everyone was basically just running around on lingerie pasties and underwear right honestly

[27:35] [Ed] So like leopard print
lingerie or
Leopard leopard print pasties and high heels with a cat collar and ears done the best costume. Oh, yeah, just hands
Just it wasn’t a costume and a thong underwear. Mm-hmm, but it was
Fucking hot. I know we tried to bring them back to yeah, that didn’t work either
Wanted a little kitty with our kitty. Yeah

[28:03] [Phoebe] So yeah, so yeah, so you know

[28:06] [Ed] We’re dancing. We’re hot. We’re sweaty. We’re like we got to cool off. Yeah, we’re a little bit frustrated
So it’s like we need to just cool shower take a cold shower, so to speak and just
Unwind. Yeah, so we did we dipped into the pool naked
And then at some point Phoebe decided to swim up to me, uh, which was
Which was crazy sexy because the lights from the pool were lighting her butt up
Um, and it looked great

[28:39] [Unknown] Just

[28:42] [Ed] Just gloves floating there. Mm-hmm. All the gloves the front gloves the back gloves just floating in the water
And I did a whole, you know, helping her swim thing kind of balancing on my arms
And had my thumb tucked up into her little lower holding
Little anchor down there and then just kind of one hand on a boob
Just kind of floating her through the lacer. Mm-hmm. I’m gonna turn it on right now

[29:10] [Phoebe] So think about where your hand was

[29:13] [Ed] About three seconds into that. I’m hard as a rock and just ready to go and
She suddenly notices when I’m hugging her and she’s like oh
So Phoebe and I are rubbing on each other and

[29:25] [Phoebe] Oh, it feels so good when you’re like you want to the the pool sex is so exciting
It’s just sex in the water is is really fun. I just can’t do it because there’s too many chemicals and things that
And the water is uh, it’s not very lubricating, right? Yeah, you can use an uber type blue or silicone type
Blue in the water and it’s great
But I just can’t have all that other extra all the
Chlorines and who knows what else is in the pool. Yeah, it’ll pull off all my good bacteria the chlorine will
So I can’t do it
But so then we we jumped out of the pool and we grabbed one of the shades lounges and just

[30:03] [Ed] I’m gonna win at it
Nice
Slow deep penetrators

[30:10] [Unknown] And then we have we had some observer squeaky

[30:14] [Phoebe] We had some observers walk by

[30:15] [Ed] Yeah, so I was supposed to be on lookout and then I saw them come
I’m like well, what am I gonna do if people come down because I’m not pulling out
I’m trying not not fucking at this point

[30:26] [Unknown] So I’m like and it was dumb

[30:29] [Phoebe] It was dumb for me to put it on look out. I’m like, okay, you’re on lookout and then I was soon as I said that
I was like wait we’re at a swing or resort or anything is
Everything is okay. It’s only right
But but once again, I don’t know what the rules are at the pool

[30:43] [Ed] It’s not posted. I don’t know they didn’t say but there’s no sign if it’s not a rule

[30:51] [Phoebe] There’s no sign. Therefore. I was not informed. So hey, so

[30:56] [Ed] A gentleman and two ladies come walking by and they go oh

[31:01] [Phoebe] Oh, what are you guys doing and then the ladies get moving to like give them their privacy

[31:05] [Ed] And we’re like no, no, that’s fine. You watch and he asks he’s a do you mind if we watch and I was like absolutely pull up a chair

[31:12] [Unknown] rule

[31:13] [Ed] The more the Marion of course we we know historically that if a couple’s watching for any more than five minutes
They get turned on and then they want to jump in too

[31:24] [Phoebe] I know which another opportunity that was okay
That was another lost opportunity and like what the I don’t understand even if you’re not swapping just

[31:36] [Ed] A little side-by-side
Or even just

[31:40] [Unknown] We’re exhibition anyway. I know the whole night

[31:47] [Ed] It was about as vanilla as we’ve gotten
Here’s why we sail on virgin
It’s adults only
No kids screaming at breakfast. No family buffet lines just champagne at noon
Late-night pool parties and people who actually want to be there the vibe
Think boutique hotel that happens to float
Tattoo parlors drag brunch restaurants you’d actually pay for on land
Plus when you’re looking to connect with other couples who know how to have fun
Let’s just say virgin attracts a very specific type of adventurous

[32:33] [Unknown] No wonder bread cruisers here just your people. It was basically like being at a nudist resort

[32:44] [Phoebe] Um with you know sexy things happening. Yeah a little more promiscuous than right than that

[32:50] [Ed] But yeah, it’s been it’s been sexy and fun, but
We’re
Hoping for more today

[33:01] [Phoebe] We’ll see I think we scared a couple people off because of the podcast because we reveal our podcasters now

[33:08] [Ed] So far the pool has been the most fun. Yes
There’s been a lot of
Naked things going on at the pool

[33:15] [Phoebe] Shenanigans. Oh my god

[33:17] [Ed] Phoebe had a little bit of an interaction with somebody at a pool. Yes, and then

[33:22] [Phoebe] Remind me to talk or I will remind you to talk about the three women on the bar doing body shots. Yes
Why don’t you tell your story first? So so yeah. Oh my god. Okay, so
So many things
I forgot to talk about licking the dolphin. I’m sorry everyone. It’s a little ADD here

[33:43] [Unknown] um

[33:44] [Phoebe] That woman that we were talking about that was what was talking about her partner was like are you sure you’re not buying?
You’re not buying just like yeah, yeah, so she tried it she did try it and her her phrase was
It was like licking a dolphin
And I like a dolphin not a doll a dolphin and she goes yes like licking a dolphin. I go okay
I get it I kind of get it. Yeah, but other than that she’s like did nothing for me and I go
Got it, and that’s when she knew she was not by

[34:15] [Unknown] And there you go

[34:16] [Phoebe] And so in the pool back to the pool everyone
There was an LLV guy here
That they have a lot of staff here women men and they they’re very helpful. They are very um
Oh, it was a word with that that they’re flirty. They’re sexy. They’re approachable
knowledgeable, but they’re not the law right right and so you can really interact with them and come up to them and touch them and
Kiss them and all kinds of stuff. They’re like we’ve been flirting with the LLV stuff for sure
Yeah, and so that one guy was in the pool he
He and I had an interaction when we first got here. He was there were some sparks. I owe some sparks. I will
I have saw it. Yes, it’s there and so in the pool. Oh my god, so I kind of do I don’t know who came up to who
And the kissing happened and then the kissing oh my god, they kissing is so good

[35:13] [Unknown] And so then of course I had to wrap my legs around him and then that and then that got things started down below

[35:20] [Phoebe] And then I started rubbing on his cock through his swimsuit and I I still had my swimsuit bottoms on
Oh, it’s so good in the water
Mm-hmm. So rubbing rubbing in as I’m part bear. So I’d like to
Rub my boom nipples on his chest and the rod of my pussy on his cock and then all of a sudden
His cock comes out of his pants and now I have something to play with with my hand

[35:46] [Ed] So I got the the real story on that you were tearing his pants off practically
I was not because the string for his swimsuit was all
Just knotted up because you just couldn’t wait to get the string off. I saw the knot
There was clearly a struggle involved. Oh

[36:07] [Phoebe] Maybe maybe that could have happened maybe
Don’t have to deny it
It was so fun. Oh my god. So then so it’s that so I have
His cock in my left hand. Ed comes up and he’s like hi honey
What’s doing you doing? I’m like oh my god
I’m so bad. I’m like quick. I have a I have a cock in my left hand. I need one in my right

[36:29] [Unknown] So it takes his out of his pants and now I have one going in one hand one going in the other hand
And I’m like oh my god

[36:38] [Phoebe] This is heaven. I’m in the pool. I have two dicks in my hand
Jerking men off and kissing and oh my god is so great. And so then oh and then how did my legs get on his shoulder

[36:51] [Ed] And how were you supporting my head? You just miraculously levitated out of the pool
And wrapped your thighs around his head

[37:00] [Phoebe] And so he’s he’s
Almost basically giving me oral through my bathing suit, right
And you’re supporting my head and shoulders and I’m grinding in his face. Yeah

[37:14] [Unknown] That was so fun. That was that was very hot. And so we’re like okay this we have to get together tonight

[37:22] [Phoebe] And so we had set like we’re like yeah, I’m on board
But then that didn’t I know why it didn’t happen because I approached him later
And I saw him with a woman and I said is that your lady because I thought because we hoped that was his lady
It was not it was not because some people do some staff do come with their
Their partner right and he did not have a partner and we we like to play with partners
And I said that is not your lady and he’s like no, I said can you find one

[37:48] [Unknown] Yeah

[37:50] [Phoebe] Anyone can you can you grab that one
He’s like well, she comes with another one and I go okay
It can be a five

[38:00] [Unknown] As long as there’s something for everybody right, but Ed needs somebody yes

[38:06] [Phoebe] And then that didn’t happen either
I swear there was probably something

[38:10] [Ed] Seven offers that night. Yeah, it was it was definitely a target rich environment and we threw out a lot of
Darts to try and hit those targets. It just didn’t happen

[38:21] [Phoebe] I’m convinced people come to swing or resort
I’m convinced people spend thousands and thousands of dollars to come for sexy clothes sexy conversation
sexy shenanigans
and
drinking and food and being catered to and they play or fuck other people maybe once or twice in seven days maybe

[38:44] [Unknown] Maybe

[38:45] [Phoebe] What the fuck then you are not a true Swinger

[38:48] [Unknown] No

[38:50] [Ed] Sorry, I’m feeling a little bitter right now you can sense the
the
Thanks
From both of us a little bit and part of it’s just being
Really horny from all of the sexy clothes
Just sexy people and then
And
Apparently we’re not finding the right places to actually have sex well here’s when I’m thinking I think

[39:18] [Phoebe] We because we are in a different area and the the the type of venue that’s provided to us where we are at a hotel takeover for two days at a time
and you
You have an amazing
elegant
sexy playroom to go into and a hotel where you’ve got room parties and
People you’ve got this strong strong underground community that is so networked that there is a lot of group play going on in a room
even if you are not into orgies
you are

[39:58] [Unknown] um, I don’t know what that point was but

[40:04] [Phoebe] My point is there is a lot of orgy
interaction going on whether you know them well or you don’t right you don’t need to get to play yeah
You don’t need to get to know someone over the court really well over the course of five days just to play on the sixth last day
Right in order to fuck them
You could know them you could have some great conversation for one or two hours that evening and be in your hotel room fucking

[40:31] [Unknown] Or in the playroom fucking on and that is what we are used to yeah, I don’t need to know that much about you

[40:38] [Phoebe] It’s just rules and there’s a spark

[40:41] [Unknown] Absolutely, so let’s just go

[40:43] [Ed] Yeah, so we’re gonna do an episode after this with a survey attached to it to really get some
just
Some cross the Swinger listener group

[40:55] [Phoebe] Yeah, I’m statistics. I need to know the answers to these questions
We have so many questions that we want to put out there yes
So one more thing before we wrap this up. We do have to talk about
Uh a couple that came from a different country. That’s very restrictive. I can I can I name it to the country the country
So they they flew in from Saudi Arabia right he works there
Supposed to be temporary thing, but he’s been there for seven years right
They swing and you cannot swing in Saudi Arabia, so they have to fill out everywhere right

[41:30] [Ed] So no sex toys no provocative clothing
She’s not really
able to talk to other people and the few experiences where she’s tried to practice her Arabic and talk to people
Yeah, or like the taxi cab driver right they are convinced that she’s a prostitute and she’s trying to solicit them
Because she’s trying to just have casual conversation and with a man. So to say it’s not Swinger conducive
Basically the husband described it and it’s like well if they find out they’re going to stone you
So it’s

[42:07] [Phoebe] Can you imagine like here we are eight years ago paranoid that our friends family and co-workers are gonna find out and we’re convinced that

[42:18] [Unknown] There’s some tattoo on our forehead because we slept with another couple. Can you imagine? Yeah, what they have to go through

[42:27] [Phoebe] It’s crazy and what she does is she
Doesn’t have to wear burka, but she what she does is she just she’s naked underneath underneath
To reclaim some of her own identity of like yeah, I’m I am who I am. I live in this country
And I have to do this to survive, but you know what? I’m gonna be fucking naked under here, right?

[42:48] [Ed] So that’s what she does and it’s a lot of hotness under that burka
Because that woman is

[42:56] [Unknown] Smoking

[42:59] [Ed] So yeah, it’s it’s been interesting. It’s been an interesting few days so far
we’re still working on our strategy and

[43:09] [Phoebe] We’ll see how it goes. Yeah. Oh one more thing totally random. We did find out
Vegas definitely sucks for the lifestyle. It is confirmed

[43:18] [Ed] By someone from residents who are swingers in Vegas
So yeah, there’s like one party basically and they’ve lived there

[43:26] [Phoebe] Four years now. I will say a listener has wrote in and said it’s not so bad if you get connected
There as a community and there is one club, but it’s hit and miss right so
Again, if you’re going there thinking that is a place to get lucky

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