Loud And Proud or Just Plain Rude – Swinger Party Orgasm

[00:03] [Guest] You’re listening to Swinger University with Ed and Phoebe.
Slip into something more comfortable, it’s class time.
Here are your hosts, Ed and Phoebe.

[00:21] [Ed] Hi, this is Ed.

[00:23] [Phoebe] And this is Phoebe.

[00:24] [Ed] Today we are sharing an email from a listener.
She loves to scream and squirt.
Hmm, my favorite kind of girl.
Our question, of course, was, do you put a sock in it?
How do you manage the vocalizations, the extra wetness,
while you have your playtime at a club or a party?

[00:54] [Phoebe] Good question.

[00:56] [Ed] Yeah, it’s one we’ve struggled with, but we have solutions.
We have solutions.

[01:01] [Unknown] First, yes.

[01:03] [Ed] Now that things are starting to open up and vaccinations
are becoming more available, we have,
I hope, I can’t emphasize this enough.
Very high hopes that the November 2021 bliss cruise
will actually happen.

[01:27] [Unknown] I’m counting on it.

[01:29] [Ed] Yes, we will be there.
Yes.

[01:33] [Unknown] So if you’re on the cruise, please seek us out.

[01:38] [Phoebe] Yes, and we will be easy to find.

[01:41] [Unknown] Why?

[01:42] [Ed] Because we’re gonna put a big poster on our door.

[01:45] [Phoebe] So BAP, big ass poster.

[01:50] [Ed] To go along with the WAP, which is the wet ass pussy.

[01:54] [Unknown] Oh, yeah, so it’s a little bit of a scavenger hunt,

[02:00] [Ed] probably, because I don’t know that we’re gonna actually
announce what cabin we’re gonna be in.

[02:05] [Unknown] We’re gonna keep you all at bay.

[02:09] [Ed] We want you like storm in the castle.
I don’t know, maybe we should.

[02:16] [Phoebe] Hello, just advertising ever.

[02:20] [Ed] Hey, hey, hey.
Also, we recently signed up for the November 2020
bliss cruise as well.
So we’re gonna be on both of them.

[02:35] [Phoebe] Yeah, we like the fall cruises,
because they’re a little bit longer.

[02:39] [Ed] And what that, how that came about,
we went on a spring cruise,
and the day before the cruise ended,

[02:47] [Phoebe] we were like, oh, damn.
We need more time.

[02:51] [Ed] We need a couple more nights.

[02:53] [Phoebe] Yeah, you barely start getting going and then…

[02:57] [Ed] April, yeah.

[02:58] [Phoebe] Yeah, we hit the ground running.
We made the most of it every night.

[03:04] [Ed] Oh, absolutely.
And I think we know more things were better prepared.
We will be a little more acclimated.

[03:13] [Unknown] It won’t be quite so deer in the headlights

[03:18] [Ed] with all the crazy onboarding activities.

[03:21] [Unknown] Yes.

[03:22] [Ed] The second thing that I want to bring up
is if you’re listening to us on YouTube,
we’d love for you to subscribe to our channel.
We don’t have very many subscribers.
We’d love to get to 100 subscribers at least

[03:41] [Unknown] to get us over the first hump, but please,

[03:44] [Ed] if you’re listening to us on YouTube,
or if you listen to our regular podcast,
and you just wanna subscribe on YouTube to bump us up,
we’d be more than happy with that.

[03:56] [Unknown] We also are planning on doing some more video content

[04:03] [Ed] than just audio content.

[04:05] [Unknown] Correct.

[04:06] [Ed] It’s tricky though,
because we’re trying to stay a little bit anonymous.

[04:11] [Phoebe] Yeah, we’ll get creative.

[04:13] [Ed] We’re gonna figure it out.
We’re gonna figure it out.

[04:16] [Unknown] To the email.

[04:18] [Phoebe] My husband and I are new to the lifestyle,
and your podcast has been very helpful for us.
I’m very vocal, and this makes me self-conscious
about having sex at a club or party.
The more aroused I get, the louder I get.
And basically, I end up screaming when I orgasm.

[04:40] [Ed] Oh.
Okay, sign me up.

[04:46] [Phoebe] I worry about being distracted

[04:49] [Unknown] or a turn off for others.

[04:53] [Phoebe] I’m also a squirter, which again, self-conscious
about this happening at a club so much,
so that I’ve asked my husband not to make me squirt

[05:05] [Unknown] while we’re out.

[05:07] [Phoebe] I should clarify that my husband loves it when I squirt

[05:11] [Unknown] and I get noisy, but I worry that maybe

[05:16] [Phoebe] it could be off-putting to others

[05:18] [Unknown] and possibly ruin future fun times.

[05:22] [Phoebe] Do you have any advice?

[05:24] [Unknown] Should I keep the noise down?

[05:27] [Ed] So it’s funny, we read this email,
and the email’s not funny.

[05:30] [Phoebe] This is a legitimate mental struggle.
Oh hell, yeah.

[05:37] [Unknown] Yeah.
But we had a heck of a fun time coming up

[05:42] [Ed] with titles for this podcast.
So some of the titles that were thrown out
were socket to me or juice me.
I have Willy Wonka vision in my head, right?

[05:57] [Guest] And I was like, oh, socks not very sexy.
Let’s come up with something different.

[06:02] [Ed] Yeah, yeah.
So the other one that we came up with was
too loud, too wet question, right?
Playing in the splash zone.
Now we make that reference all the time,
especially with Phoebe in the playroom,
because there’s definitely an area

[06:23] [Unknown] towards the foot of the bed that you’d better be ready.

[06:29] [Ed] Yes.
And the last one that we didn’t go with
was the wet and wild show.

[06:36] [Phoebe] Yeah, all very good.
But when it started laughing,
when Ed threw out gagging me and hose me down,
I lost it.
I was on the floor rolling around my eyes.
I was crying.
I was like, he goes, I think that’s the one.

[06:54] [Ed] I think that’s the one.
And so if those of you who were tuning in,
thinking that this is a BDSM podcast,

[07:02] [Unknown] it’s not, but bear with us.

[07:06] [Ed] We’re gonna continue with this theme.

[07:08] [Phoebe] Yeah.
All right, so my response to the listener’s email
is, first of all, totally get you and understand.
I too am very vocal.

[07:22] [Unknown] Yes.

[07:26] [Phoebe] The vocalization really helps.
Like, it turns me on.
It turns my partner on.
And we’ve found that it turns other people on as well.
We haven’t really had any negative reactions
in groups or in private sessions.
I mean, when I say we really haven’t,
I mean, no one’s said anything.
No one’s said, yeah.
Don’t not gonna go, please hold it down, ma’am.

[07:53] [Ed] I’m sorry, we’re trying to fuck over here.
Could you keep it down?
No, we haven’t heard that.

[07:59] [Phoebe] Yeah.
You probably will never hear that.
And honestly, I wish more women were vocal
because it’s a turn on.
And a lot of our women are pretty quiet.
And maybe they’re really not quiet.
They’re just maybe a little intimidated by the environment.
But I encourage you.
Scream, baby.

[08:22] [Ed] Yeah, and actually I’m going to say
the times where we’ve played with another couple
and either one of the women was really vocalizing.
Everybody frickin’ high fives each other.

[08:38] [Phoebe] Oh yeah, that’s true.

[08:40] [Ed] Like we’ve had some high fives where they orgasmed
was that good that she was that loud
that we were all like, damn.
Fuck yeah, so good.
Clearly somebody’s having a good time.

[08:54] [Phoebe] Right, it’s so fun.
It’s so fun when that happens.

[08:59] [Ed] Having said that though, we’re going to run through
some pros and cons and strategies

[09:05] [Phoebe] that we come up with to the years.
As we said, when it’s great, it can set the whole room off.
It’s very inspirational.
People are high fiving.
And it lets the man know that you’re having fun.
It lets everyone know that you’re having fun.

[09:22] [Ed] Absolutely, like think when Harry met Sally,
she was having that fake orgasm in the restaurant
and the little old lady at the other table was like,
I’ll have what she’s having.

[09:38] [Unknown] Swingers are wired to be kind of accepting of this.

[09:43] [Ed] Sure, people having a good time having sex, that’s good.
Yes, we’re all 100% for your orgasm.

[09:52] [Unknown] We’re all in.

[09:54] [Phoebe] The where it can be, this is the con,
where it can be not so great,
is when vocalization could be over the top
and maybe intimidate others.
And we’re going to tell a story about that.
The only time, once, out of all the times we’ve played,
where I experienced hearing too much vocalization
was during a private play session at a couple’s house,
where the woman must have been a serial orgasming machine.

[10:37] [Ed] Right, it was nonstop.

[10:39] [Phoebe] Nonstop, and to clarify, it was very loud
for like 20 to 30 minutes nonstop.

[10:49] [Ed] I’m sorry, it was my fault.
I’m apologizing now, I let that happen.

[10:59] [Phoebe] And at first, it was exciting,
but then for me, it was distracting.
Kind of like, you know, you’re at the gym
and there’s that one guy in the gym
and with every arm curl and every squat and every pushup,
you hear him grunting.

[11:25] [Unknown] You know, like really dude, just stop it.

[11:28] [Phoebe] Can you stop already?
I’m trying to focus and you’re making noises.
Everybody knows what I mean.

[11:38] [Guest] It’s so annoying.

[11:42] [Phoebe] So, that was very distracting to me.

[11:46] [Unknown] Now, I will say we didn’t have any kind of cross-play

[11:51] [Phoebe] going on, so it was, you know, we were on the same bed,

[11:55] [Unknown] but Ed and her were partnered up,

[12:02] [Phoebe] and I was partnered up with him.
And they were doing their thing in,
we were doing our thing.
But Ed seemed to be really doing it for her,
but her partner really wasn’t doing it much for me,
which kind of compounded the whole, really.

[12:19] [Ed] And it’s been-

[12:20] [Phoebe] I’m over here, kitten.

[12:23] [Ed] It’s that sloppy joe.
Sense of being left out of the pot.

[12:27] [Phoebe] Yeah, it was a little, it was a little, you know,
but it didn’t feel so good.
So, I had a small little pity party about that.
I say that because those are some contributing factors, right?

[12:44] [Unknown] However, the noise was extremely loud

[12:48] [Phoebe] for extended period of time.

[12:49] [Ed] Yes.
This was an unusual circumstance.
Very unusual.
A typical vocalizations.
Your typical outlier.
Right.

[13:02] [Unknown] Yeah.

[13:03] [Ed] For the listener, if you are really vocal,

[13:07] [Unknown] hmm, think, try not to hold yourself back.

[13:12] [Ed] I mean, like the whole point is that you’re supposed
to enjoy yourself, and if that’s how you have fun-
And express yourself.
Have some fun.

[13:19] [Unknown] Yeah.

[13:20] [Ed] You may consider keeping in contact with your partner,
maintaining eye contact, in other words-
Your primary partner.
Yeah, read the room, right?
Read the room.
If nobody else is having fun,

[13:37] [Unknown] and you’re having all the fun, good for you,

[13:43] [Ed] but there may be some resentment at the same time,
I don’t know.
That may not actually be a thing.

[13:52] [Unknown] Yeah.

[13:52] [Ed] But I guess I’m trying to encourage you to be vocal,
have a good time, let loose,
because you may inspire the other couple

[14:00] [Unknown] to just go for it, too.
Who knows, she may be the other woman,

[14:06] [Ed] may be holding back, because she doesn’t wanna be too vocal.
Right.
And both the husbands may be benefiting
if you both just let go.
That’s just let her rip.

[14:19] [Unknown] And they’re both like, holy crap, it’s going on.

[14:24] [Phoebe] There is something to be said about reading the room.
And because you’re in a group setting,

[14:33] [Unknown] I believe it’s important to, as a woman,
who our roles are kind of, we’re in charge of keeping people

[14:45] [Phoebe] connected, right?
As mothers, this is our role to connect individuals.
And so making sure people are feeling good,
now I don’t want you to take responsibility

[15:03] [Guest] for their feelings, but observe,

[15:05] [Phoebe] hey, someone feeling left out.
And this has happened in several play sessions
where someone will step aside, they’ll towel off,
they’ll get a drink of water, and they come back.
Maybe they’re not stepping in right away,
but I’ll always check in and go, hey, are you all right?
Yeah, yeah, I’m just grabbing a drink of water,
I’ll be right back, they come back,
hey, you wanna come and join?
No, no, you know, take a break,
or whatever, or he’ll come and join,
or she’ll come and join.
So I think it’s important for people to feel like
they’re always included,
because you can get very caught up in that moment,

[15:49] [Ed] and you’re personal having your own experience thing.

[15:56] [Phoebe] Right, and it’s like 69, it’s that tug of war
that you love.
I hate 69, because Ed always wins.

[16:07] [Ed] It becomes a competition for us,

[16:09] [Phoebe] because he always wins.
So I always think I’m gonna win, but it’s so distracting.
It’s that push and pull, where you’re like,
you surrender to the pleasure, and then you’re like,
no, no, I’m going to give pleasure in your lend,
then you surrender, and then you give,
and you surrender, and you give, and you’re,
oh my God, drives me crazy.

[16:33] [Ed] So the takeaway for this, for women who are very vocal,
men typically aren’t vocal.

[16:40] [Unknown] I mean, they can be, but it’s atypical that men are vocal.

[16:46] [Guest] I know, I wish you were a vocal.

[16:49] [Ed] I like getting vocal sometimes.

[16:51] [Unknown] I know, I like your vocal.

[16:53] [Ed] Get the grunting, the catering, the holding the andr thaw.

[16:56] [Phoebe] I like the grunting.

[16:57] [Ed] Signing the logs kind of thing.
So for women, I think the advice that we’re trying
to give is, let loose, have a good time, be yourself.
Don’t put the governor on the engine, let her rip.

[17:16] [Unknown] Yeah.
You know, you’re a, you’re a top-fuel dragster.

[17:22] [Ed] You’re just gonna let her go, right?

[17:25] [Phoebe] I love the male analogy, it’s awesome.

[17:29] [Unknown] But, read the room too.

[17:32] [Ed] Have a good couple orgasms at like full throttle.
But, if you’re getting the impression

[17:40] [Unknown] that the rest of the room is like, wow, what’s she having?

[17:44] [Ed] Cause we’re not eating the same thing.
Then figure out how to like reconnect with your partner
or make a different connection
or change the dynamic in some way,
maybe get more people involved.
Maybe it’s too much one-on-one
and it’s not enough for people on a bed.

[18:09] [Phoebe] Right, and you know, now that you say that
from our perspective though,
we like playing with all the people in a group
or as many people that…

[18:20] [Ed] As many as we can get in the hotel room.

[18:22] [Unknown] Right.

[18:25] [Phoebe] But some people maybe don’t want that much interaction
and prefer a single focus.
And groups tend to make them a little nervous.
So, again, whatever your flavor and whatever you wanna do,
the world is your oyster.

[18:47] [Ed] And I think part of it though is being aware
if somebody else may feel like they’re being left out.
And I think that’s the aspect
where the vocalization starts to run a miss in the room.
And that’s, you’re having more fun than anybody else.
So, if you kinda try and involve people
and like, hey, come on over here.
We’re all having fun.
Right.
Then it’s a little bit more like a team sport

[19:18] [Unknown] than an individual sport.

[19:21] [Ed] Right.

[19:22] [Unknown] Don’t know.
Yeah.

[19:25] [Phoebe] And this rarely happens.
So, I mean, I really wouldn’t worry about it too much.

[19:32] [Ed] We’re like three beds over in a big playroom

[19:34] [Unknown] and some women’s having the time of her life.
We’re all like, fuck yeah.

[19:42] [Phoebe] We’re cheering her on.
Across the room, high five.
We’re laughing, we’re giggling, we’re rolling.
It’s fucking awesome.

[19:51] [Ed] It’s absolutely delightful to hear someone else.

[19:56] [Unknown] Mm-hmm.

[19:57] [Phoebe] Well, coming till their mind is blown.

[20:02] [Ed] Like, it’s all good.

[20:04] [Unknown] Right.

[20:05] [Ed] I’ve never had a problem with that.

[20:07] [Unknown] Squirting.
I squirt.
And it’s fun.

[20:12] [Ed] Yes, she does.
Yes, it is.
It’s actually become a little bit of a circus.
Well, almost like a performance.
And or the trick of trying to get the other woman
to squirt, too.
Like, that’s my trick.

[20:36] [Phoebe] Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, I’m not supposed to.

[20:39] [Ed] Oh, you got that skewed up.
I’m not having the script.

[20:42] [Phoebe] I have that skewed up later in the podcasting.

[20:45] [Ed] Getting ahead of myself.
But it’s probably because I’m all excited.

[20:50] [Unknown] I know.

[20:51] [Phoebe] I’ll tell you when you can come in.

[20:53] [Unknown] Okay.

[20:54] [Ed] You tell me when I can come.

[20:56] [Unknown] In.

[21:00] [Phoebe] If you’re a squirter, the enthusiasm is contagious.

[21:05] [Unknown] Yes.

[21:07] [Phoebe] Watching a woman orgasm is fantastic, as we’ve already said.
Squirting is quite the spectacle to behold.
And it’s fun.

[21:17] [Ed] People pay good money to watch, like, the fountain show.

[21:22] [Unknown] Oh.
You know.

[21:24] [Guest] In Vegas.

[21:25] [Ed] In Vegas, right?
Like, people will, like, go and watch that.
Hours, lights, the squirts.
I mean, the fountain.
I think it’s free, actually.

[21:34] [Guest] But a lot of people do watch it.
You have to pay for the Vegas.
Well, yes, that is true.

[21:40] [Ed] But you’re right.

[21:41] [Unknown] It’s a free show.

[21:44] [Ed] And when we put on a show, it’s free, too.
We don’t charge.

[21:47] [Phoebe] No, we don’t.

[21:48] [Unknown] Maybe we should.

[21:51] [Ed] If you like tonight’s show, please put contribute
a little to the hat.

[21:56] [Phoebe] Put a little hat down at the end of the bed.

[21:59] [Ed] Get some tips.

[22:01] [Phoebe] Yes.
So most people love it.
Become something fun to try and experiment
with the other couple.
And Ed has been asked many a time to do what?

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[23:17] [Unknown] Thanks for listening.

[23:23] [Ed] To finger their partner until they squirt.

[23:26] [Unknown] Yes.

[23:28] [Ed] Yeah, it’s kind of fun.
We’ve run into a number of women are like,
I just can’t do it.

[23:34] [Phoebe] Number guy, well, women say they can’t do it.
And then the partner guy,

[23:39] [Ed] I haven’t been able to get her to do it.

[23:41] [Phoebe] And so, particular example that was a male.
And he said, you need to show me how to do that.

[23:46] [Ed] And I’m like, I’d be happy to finger your wife.
Let me, I’ll try it.
It may not work, but I’m going to try it.
The one story that I think we’re thinking of was in Sonoma.

[24:01] [Unknown] Sonoma.

[24:01] [Ed] Oh, yeah.

[24:03] [Phoebe] Where she was like, yeah, I’ve never squirted.

[24:06] [Ed] It’s never happened.

[24:07] [Phoebe] It’s not a thing.

[24:09] [Ed] We ruined their carpet.

[24:11] [Phoebe] Oh, yeah.

[24:12] [Unknown] The side of their bed, the comforter.

[24:15] [Ed] We warned them.
We did.
We hide them sign a disclaimer.
There was a release.
And we said, furniture may be damaged in the process.

[24:30] [Unknown] Right.
But they signed up for it.
Right.

[24:35] [Ed] So, yeah, there’s a particular technique that works really well for this.
And not all women can do it, but a lot can.
That’s a lot of fun.

[24:46] [Phoebe] Yes.
It’s a lot of fun.
We haven’t had many complaints.

[24:52] [Ed] We haven’t had any complaints.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
We haven’t had any complaints.
A, one.

[24:59] [Phoebe] Single one.

[25:00] [Unknown] No.

[25:01] [Phoebe] Most people are actually looking forward to it.

[25:05] [Ed] Yeah.
They’re like, oh, my God, you squirt.
I got to see that.
At least I’ve seen it in porn, but it’s fake.
You do it for real.

[25:17] [Unknown] Yes.

[25:18] [Ed] Okay.
We’ve done doubles.

[25:20] [Unknown] This is all real.

[25:22] [Phoebe] So before we get to our Bliss Crews, six beds deep in the salarium story.

[25:30] [Ed] Oh, you’re just teasing them.

[25:33] [Phoebe] I just remembered this other time.
I think it was Halloween.
Remember we had the two hotel rooms that connected together?

[25:46] [Unknown] Oh, yeah.

[25:48] [Phoebe] And one of the beds had a few couples on it and one of the women, she was so gorgeous.
And she was being fingered by a gentleman.
And, oh, my God, I was just high on all this excitement in the room and all this just
orgasmic frenzy.
And I think he motioned me over to between her legs.
So she was at the edge of the bed and her legs, her feet were on the bed.
And so she was, her legs were spread and he was fingering her.
And then when she let go, I stepped in.
In between her legs and she just showered me, just, it was pretty odd.
It was so erotic and so exciting.
I was beside myself.
I was like, oh, my God, that was the most amazing thing ever.

[26:49] [Ed] Yeah.
You’re on the giving end a lot, never, not many times, are you on the receiving end?

[26:56] [Unknown] No, it was, it’s pretty.

[26:58] [Phoebe] Being hot as hell, it was so, so exciting.
And I was just soaked and it was just bliss.

[27:09] [Unknown] Yeah.

[27:10] [Phoebe] It was so awesome.

[27:11] [Ed] A good time was had by all.

[27:14] [Phoebe] Oh, that was a great night.

[27:16] [Ed] Which brings us to the giving instead of the receiving end of squirting.
So bliss crews, April, forever in a decade ago, it wasn’t that long ago.

[27:33] [Phoebe] I know.
It feels like it seems, it seems like we’re in the time warp, the COVID time warp again.

[27:43] [Ed] Get me out.

[27:44] [Unknown] I know.

[27:45] [Ed] So we are patrolling the solarium on the bliss crews, loved the solarium, the best playroom.
Great.
So the beds are all stacked next to each other and there’s like little wispy, semi-sea-through
drapes between all of the beds.
We got on the bed, we’re with another couple, there’s another couple next to us on the
next bed.
Sorry.
Two couples on the bed next and another two couples on the bed next and next and next

[28:23] [Phoebe] and next.

[28:24] [Ed] Yes.
Like, it’s just everybody was playing with each other.
There was fucking, there was fingering, that people were masturbating, sucking, sucking.
And at some point, you decide you got inspired to start playing with yourself with your
feet on their bed, pointing your vagina at them and on the edge of our bed, yeah.
Moments later.

[28:56] [Phoebe] I was going to town, it felt so good.

[29:00] [Ed] Oh, it looked so good.
And then all of a sudden, you start squirting on the couples that are next to us, not just
a couple.

[29:12] [Phoebe] And I didn’t ask and I felt so bad, but I just had to let it go.

[29:16] [Ed] And the girl who was like on the receiving end of this was like, oh, yeah, this is great.
It was so hot.

[29:29] [Guest] It was the best ever.
I really was.

[29:32] [Unknown] Okay, so here’s the thing, you’re in a playroom.

[29:36] [Ed] You’re already kind of sweaty, kind of sex juicy, kind of wet, vaginous smelling already.

[29:47] [Guest] Oh, it’s a little squirt.
Right.
I know.

[29:52] [Ed] It’s just a little more, a little squirt.
Okay.
You hosed them down.

[29:59] [Phoebe] I did.

[30:00] [Ed] I did.
But that’s okay.
They did it with a smile.
They did.

[30:04] [Unknown] They were very happy.

[30:05] [Phoebe] They kind of moved away.
I know.
I kind of seen.

[30:08] [Ed] We offered umbrellas.
Nobody took us up on that.

[30:12] [Unknown] No.

[30:13] [Ed] So, all that being said, we’ve had a lot of squirting experiences because Phoebe and
her wonder of vagina loves to squirt and I wish you all could have seen it.

[30:32] [Phoebe] He did that.
What is that?

[30:35] [Ed] It’s, I think it’s the sprinkler.
You know, where you kind of motion down to your crotch?

[30:41] [Phoebe] Where your hands go.
Bam!
Down, down to your, like, where your thighs meet your thoughts.

[30:46] [Ed] This is why we need you to, right?
Like, full on video.
I know.
You get the pantomiming and the vocals all at the same time.

[30:55] [Guest] Bam!

[30:56] [Unknown] All right.

[30:59] [Ed] We haven’t had any complaints about the squirting and as a matter of fact, we’ve had nothing
but positive and or enthusiastic participants with squirting.
Oh my gosh.
Yes.
All that being said, we actually have some strategies and some…

[31:19] [Phoebe] Oh, yes.

[31:20] [Ed] All right.
So, listen, I miss manners.
Yes, manners.
Approaches.
Here.
You won’t be taught in an etiquette class about this, but we will.
All right.
So, here’s what we do.

[31:30] [Phoebe] All right.
Enough of all this titillation.

[31:35] [Unknown] Hmm.
Okay.

[31:37] [Phoebe] Usually, we give people heads up before we play, hey, you know, Phoebe Squirts, just a
little heads up.
If you want to move outside the splash zone, we’ll give you a cue when you need to move.

[31:51] [Unknown] Or get in the way.

[31:53] [Phoebe] Or get in the way, yeah.
So sometimes depending on our comfort level with that other couple, we’ll just disclose
it up front.
And it’s just kind of, you just kind of feel it out.
Sometimes you don’t have time to feel that out, or maybe it just doesn’t come up.

[32:11] [Unknown] But we always carry a pittle pad with us.

[32:16] [Phoebe] If we don’t carry one, wherever we’re at, they usually have extra towels.
And so we just get an extra towel.
We put it on the bed.
We go away, you know.
Right.
Phoebe Squirts.
And we just want to have our supply.

[32:30] [Unknown] We’ll just have the towel ready, and they’re like, oh, and absolutely the tip, if you’re

[32:35] [Ed] going to get a hotel room, get two queen beds, desiccate one as the play bed, and the other

[32:42] [Unknown] is the sleeping bed, because guaranteed, even if they’re not squirters involved, she’s

[32:50] [Ed] going to get wrecked.

[32:51] [Phoebe] She’s going to get wrecked.

[32:53] [Ed] I mean, there’s fluids going places.

[32:57] [Phoebe] Right.
That there are people that are selling blankets, waterproof blankets now.
But before that was happening, we bought a, um, a waterproof stadium blanket, which fuzzy
on one side and slick on the, on the other side, right?

[33:20] [Ed] It’s like fleece on both sides, but there’s a waterproof membrane in the middle.

[33:25] [Phoebe] Yeah.
Super inexpensive.

[33:27] [Ed] If I don’t have an Amazon or wherever, right, I don’t want to take business away from
the companies that actually make sex blankets, but I’m going to take money away from the
people who are making sex blankets, a waterproof stadium blanket is the exact damn thing, right?
Cause rain, regardless of whether it rains down from heaven or from the heaven between
her legs, it’s all the same.

[33:54] [Phoebe] If the woman seems really confident, I verbally express it to her up front, hey, I have a
propensity to get wet.
Oh, me too.
Here we go.
Super easy.

[34:04] [Unknown] If the woman seems a bit timid, we tend to be a little more discreet.

[34:10] [Phoebe] Like I said, we pull out the squirt pad or a towel when we need it and we mention it on
the spot.
People either lean in or they’ll lean away, right?
And like we said, we’ve never had anyone be offended.
The only thing we’ve had people say when they’re hosting a party is if you tend to be a
squirter, please use the supplies that we’ve provided so that you can preserve our couch,
our bed, our carpet, et cetera, wherever they’ve designated as a play area.
So you just, you’re just mindful of that and you consider it of their home, right?

[34:54] [Ed] And we’ve had that same experience with coconut oil being spilled on the floor, women squirting.
You know, there’s a lot of stuff that you just kind of go, well, you know, this is going
to stay in the carpet.
So let’s be considerate coconut oil.

[35:11] [Unknown] Yeah.

[35:12] [Phoebe] It felt so bad for them.
I know.
It was not us.
Not us.
It felt bad for them.
They didn’t even notice.
Right.

[35:19] [Unknown] But anyway, so if you’re going to, if you’re going to go, go big, go big, go big.

[35:28] [Phoebe] In summary, it really comes down to embracing the freedom to express yourself while including
the other couple.
And I say women keep on screaming and squirting.

[35:44] [Ed] Absolutely.
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