Audio & Literature Erotica

[Guest] Welcome to Swinger University. Your horizontal enrichment program. Taking you[Guest] back to those experimental years. Here are your hosts, Ed and Phoebe. Hi, this is Ed.[Phoebe] And this is Phoebe. Today we are talking about Arotica in all its forms and where[Phoebe] you can find it. Arotica is incredibly important in the female world since 90% of[Unknown] us use our imagination to get aroused. I'm going to say that I like reading dirty stories[Unknown] too. You do. I find them incredibly stimulating. I know. That's when I first found out about[Ed] dirty stories was you were reading them. My browser history. The only dirty stories I grew[Unknown] up with were those romance novels with, you know, the men with a long hair and, you know,[Ed] the Fabio. The Fabios, yeah. Bottice rippers, as they call them. Yes, yes, yes. The girls[Phoebe] would pass those books around. The pages were so tattered. And I remember we'd sit in[Phoebe] math class and we'd, we'd tip like the teacher did now. We'd tip the math book up like[Phoebe] we're reading it like a novel. Right. Meanwhile, the smaller book is inside. Who reads a[Unknown] math book like that, right? It's not like nobody. Yeah. So of course, looking back, the teachers[Phoebe] like, put the book away, you know, and then we'd be like, Oh, what do you mean like the[Phoebe] math book? I don't understand. And then he'd come over and he'd try to confiscate it and[Phoebe] yeah, all that stuff. It was hilarious. It was great. Good times to your high. Who? I had discovered[Ed] a book. It's funny because my parents bought the books for me. They were medieval kind of nights[Unknown] and shining armor, kind of fantasy books, more like Conan, not like magic, but more like[Ed] nights during the the the dark ages and the the crusades, which were, I mean, a horrible period of time.[Unknown] But the stories were really interesting. And the main character Falcon was, well, he he was[Ed] very talented with with the ladies. And so the rule, there were pretty extensive sections of the[Ed] books where he he like had his way with the women and they enjoyed his his administrations.[Ed] Did your parents know that these? No, I don't think they had any idea that that was in there. I had[Ed] a malt dog geared and stuff because I'd reread those sections over and over again. It was awesome.[Phoebe] That's great. I love I loved reading those books when I was a teenager. They were fabulous.[Phoebe] I think you can get away with. I know. And now you know, it's kind of sad as we're in May is[Phoebe] masturbation month and and getting back to to to things that you know, maybe we haven't done[Phoebe] before changing scenery, changing positions, trying different toys, trying, you know, new things,[Phoebe] getting out of the rut. And we've all just gone for the quick fix of porn, right? We've kind of[Phoebe] gotten away from all the other fun audio and literature things that are out there, which is what[Ed] we're going to talk about today. Right. Yeah. So along that that whole theme of May is masturbation[Ed] month and trying new positions like all of us have been masturbating forever. And you know,[Ed] you always do the same thing every time because it works because it's effective. But yeah, there's[Ed] the school of thought of change it up, try something different, explore your own personal[Ed] solo sexuality in different ways. So let's let's talk about something as an alternative to[Guest] video porn. Let's talk about sex, baby. Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the things[Unknown] I forgot the rest of the words. Let's talk about sex.[Phoebe] Arotica in the broad sense is literary or artistic work that deals with subject matter that is[Phoebe] erotic, sexually stimulating, or arousing, but not considered pornographic. And according to[Phoebe] a study done by OMG, yes, and the Kinsey Institute, 90% of women use their imaginations to get aroused.[Phoebe] We talked about that earlier when we first opened up. So in light of all this, we've combined[Phoebe] the internet for your erotic listening, reading pleasure, and some viewing pleasure.[Phoebe] So we scoured the internet. We gathered all this cool stuff for you all to[Phoebe] to to to explore. Right. And we're going to like, we have a list. We have a list of like 11 of them.[Phoebe] Cool things to masturbate to. Uh-huh, uh-huh. That's going to be fabulous. All right, so here we go.[Ed] What's the first one? Quinn. Quinn is audio erotica for women. The[Ed] YouTube of audio porn where you get to be the star of the show instead of the voyeur.[Phoebe] And I never thought of it that way. When they said that, I was like, oh yeah, because you really[Ed] get to be in that spot. Yeah, because mentally you your picture, you can picture yourself in a[Ed] situation if you just got the audio cues, right? Like you're hearing the story. You don't have a[Unknown] picture in front of you. So what do you do? Well, you have to imagine what it is. I always insert[Ed] myself into those situations anyway. So like I can picture that. Uh-huh. This so this this website,[Phoebe] you can, well, as a listener, you can also submit your own content. And you can read their erotic[Phoebe] fantasies and stories. And the sexy audio that they have is phenomenal. There's all kinds. They've[Phoebe] got masturbation sessions, guided masturbation sessions, narrated scenes, erotic sounds of people[Phoebe] having sex. That would be terrible. It's amazing. You can choose between raunchy or sensuous. You can[Phoebe] choose between male or female or female female or male male, et cetera, et cetera, any kind of[Phoebe] combination that that, you know, tickles your fancy. They've got dirty talk, domination, like all of[Phoebe] it. And and all are rated with this cool fire sign for your preference of, you know, if you want[Phoebe] maybe soft and sweet, you know, or you want just hot dirty. Nice. Nice. I mean, I'm remembering a lot[Ed] of the experiences that we've had, especially at like hotel parties and the sounds coming through[Ed] the wall. So the whole audio stimulation, like I can't see it. I have no idea what they look like.[Ed] But I can hear them. And I'm picturing what it looks like. And it looks great in my mind.[Ed] So I can imagine these stories being being a lot of fun. And we've we've spent several evenings[Ed] with our ears to the walls after, after events listening to all the people,[Ed] bang headboards and have a good time. Very nice. We're just walking down the hallway and you hear[Ed] yeah. And rhythmic thumping and here's BB up against the wall. My ear pressed to the door. Well,[Phoebe] you know, the other people that were like trolling the the halls with trying to find a party. They're[Phoebe] like, get away from the door. What are you doing? I'm like, I am listening. You've got to come[Phoebe] over here. Are you hearing this? This is great. I come over here. Enjoy.[Ed] And I can neither confirm or deny that we have knocked on doors. We've heard a lot of really good[Ed] action to ask if they needed a. An assist. Yes. And we have been taken up on that offer[Phoebe] on occasion. I know. And people have done the same to us. And we we were so glad they did it[Phoebe] because we had such a good time. I was like, all right, come on in. We're like, it's Christmas.[Unknown] Hey, Santa just came. Woohoo. There's way better than Amazon. I'm just telling you.[Guest] Oh, yeah. They delivered right to your door. Exactly. So good.[Ed] All right. This is another one of my favorites. Literatica. It's literature and erotica kind of[Ed] squished together. Free erotic fiction and fantasy. 100% original sex stories from a variety of[Ed] authors. It's broken down by category. It's broken down by series. You can find stories based on[Phoebe] all kinds of different criteria. I can't believe it's free. It's it's crazy. Pretty cool. Yeah.[Phoebe] It's pretty cool stuff. There's a bunch of free stuff in here that we're going to talk about. I[Phoebe] was really surprised that some of these people are not making money on their stiff. And I suspect a[Ed] lot of this stuff is free. For example, literatica. The written word in terms of how much space it[Ed] takes up on computer hard drives. I know I'm getting I'm getting super geeky for a second.[Ed] The bandwidth that these companies need in terms of hosting the content is pretty small in[Ed] comparison to something that's like hosting audio or video. It sucks up tremendous amounts of[Ed] bandwidth. And your hosting company or your host provider charges usually by how much traffic,[Ed] how much bandwidth they have to pay for. It has a host your stuff. Writer, how do you get money[Unknown] for it? That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah, you're just talking[Phoebe] about them. Yeah, no. So I'm going to throw my chip there for free. But some people just enjoy[Phoebe] getting their kinky thoughts out on paper. Oh. And knowing that other people are getting their[Unknown] kinky thoughts out on the thing that they wrote. You know, it would be hot as if I'm laying in bed.[Phoebe] And there's a guy behind a old secretary desk with a old piece of paper and a quill and some ink[Unknown] sitting there and some some, you know, not our normal dress, but, you know,[Ed] like a peasant shirt or something. Yes, yes, the peasant shirt, the boots. Yes, yes, yes, yes,[Phoebe] yes. How lander. Yes. And he's writing erotic. And he's as he's writing. He's,[Ed] is he, is he recording what we're doing in the bed in front of him? Like he's scribing. Oh,[Ed] this is just me and him. I don't know where. Oh, oh, I see. So he's, he's just writing a story[Phoebe] and what are you doing while he's writing a story? Yes, or I start doing things and then he starts[Ed] to write it. But he's speaking it as he's writing it. Oh, so he's narrating your solo master patience.[Unknown] Uh-huh. Uh-huh. He starts it. But then I start to, yeah. Oh, this is a good. Oh, see,[Ed] this would be a good song. Now, there's a story for somebody to write. Ding. We want credit,[Unknown] though, in the bar line there. Yes. Okay. This one's interesting. Go for this one.[Phoebe] Dipsy or I say Dipsy, but it sounds better if you say Dipsy, but it's Dipsy. Dipsy.[Phoebe] Dipsy. Is it Dipsy? D-I-S-P-S-E-A. It's the first sensual audio storytelling platform for women's[Phoebe] sexual well-being co-founded by women to help other women tap into their inner sexual power and[Phoebe] awaken their most confident, invigorated selves. Each story is 10 to 25 minutes long and 50% of[Phoebe] their characters are voiced by people of color and over 25% of their stories are queer. Sex is[Phoebe] communicative and pleasure doesn't sound performed. It's flirty and romantic. They have some off[Phoebe] limit hookups as they describe it, some threesomes and even some BDSM. They also have these[Phoebe] wellness sessions that are designed to support listeners with meditation, erotic breathwork,[Phoebe] some dirty talk lessons, etc., etc. Right? Yeah, people could learn from that. I know. It's[Phoebe] got everything. So I was like, what? I had no idea. Oh, this stuff was out there. So[Phoebe] my gosh, the next three months are going to be just going through every one of these websites.[Phoebe] Yeah. Just like knit, like in depth. Sure. At least for the next month. I mean, I've been in them,[Ed] but like I have to really get in them because there's so much. When you said dirty talk,[Ed] I'm just picturing that the really bad dirty talk that I've seen in like movies and stuff,[Ed] where it's like, do me in my wet hole. Oh my god. What? No, this is a good stuff. Well, no,[Ed] I'm imagining how many people could like actually use some lessons so that it doesn't come out[Ed] awkward and bright. Almost anatomical. I just say, lick it. Yes, suck it. Let's be a little[Unknown] educational about this too, besides just this. A lot of times, one of the best pieces of advice.[Ed] Yeah, like that. With dirty talk is to just describe what they're doing to you. So don't[Ed] don't invent something. Don't like make stuff up, but just literally describe it like,[Unknown] oh my god, it feels so good as you're sliding into me.[Phoebe] Oh, it's rubbing my clip just right. Oh, so should I do that with you, though? Would you like that[Phoebe] part? You can do that to me all day, honey. So you haven't tried that side of it. Like describing[Phoebe] what's going on. I mean, usually I describe a scenario that we've been in before that always.[Unknown] Anything for me at all. Everything about the couple that we were with and the things we did.[Unknown] I know. Okay, changing the subject. The next one number five skipped actually was what[Ed] called sugar cunt. Oh, yeah. So sex writer, toy reviews, kink, erotica, and more. So maybe[Ed] you can describe a little bit more about this because the notes are a little… Yeah, they're a[Phoebe] little thin. She's amazing. She's been writing for quite a while and she's also has a lot of[Phoebe] articles on, as she said, in her words, fat shaming. So it really starts to bring in,[Phoebe] you know, that sexual… Or all sexual creatures with all deserve pleasure. We all have desires.[Phoebe] And, you know, she's again trying to normalize sexuality, make it okay for everyone.[Phoebe] Right. So she writes a lot about that and other things and does all these great toy reviews.[Phoebe] So I would, you know, check her out too. Don't discount her. She's fabulous. Very cool.[Phoebe] Okay, so now we're down to number five because I skipped that one. Sorry, sugar cunt. Love her name.[Phoebe] Audio desires, which is erotic audio stories for women and couples. So, again, along the same[Unknown] line as all the other stuff, but this is more designed towards couples. All right. We need your help[Ed] so that your community, the very one you love and have so much fun with, can also find our show.[Ed] Here's a really easy way to do that. If you're listening on Apple podcasts or Spotify,[Ed] hit that follow button and leave us a rating. If you're watching on YouTube, subscribe and turn[Ed] on notifications. We can't emphasize enough how much this helps the Swinger community and it[Unknown] truly is up to you to make that happen. It makes a massive difference in whether new listeners[Ed] can even find us. And here's the thing. When someone searches Swinger podcast, the algorithm[Ed] doesn't care how good our content is or how long we've been around. It only cares about ratings[Unknown] and reviews. We'd appreciate it and your community will really appreciate it. Thanks for listening.[Ed] Fun. So, are these stories that people are reading or are they acting them out?[Ed] I do not know. Okay. So, it's their audio stories. We'll just leave it at that.[Ed] Yes. Yes. We have to explore some of these. So, some of these we found, but we haven't[Phoebe] delved into them deeply. Well, yes. And some of them require payment. So,[Phoebe] some I paid up front. I'm like, hell yeah. Here's the credit card. But others, I'm like,[Phoebe] I might come back to that one later because I've got so much that I want to dive into for the[Phoebe] other ones that I already paid for. And then the free ones. So, I kind of had to meter my[Phoebe] erotic experiment. Yes. Yes. The other one is an app. Actually, the next two are apps. One is[Phoebe] called M-Joy and the other one is Furley. M-Joy is female-based. It's a wellness app[Phoebe] specialized in female pleasure and sexual wellness. They have guided practices and erotic stories.[Ed] And to be clear, it's E-M-J-O-Y. Yes. Thanks for spilling that out. Because sometimes they do some[Ed] funny. Yeah. Like that could have been a J-O-I. Yes. But it wasn't to J-O-Y. Yes. And Furley,[Phoebe] which is F-E-R-L-Y, is similar to M-Joy. They are mindful and guided practices on building[Phoebe] intimacy, confidence, meditation practice, body confidence, and sex practices. So those are also[Phoebe] very fun to kind of just check out. They're a little being in the swinging lifestyle for, you know,[Phoebe] eight to almost 10 years now. They were a little like, okay, you know, I'm kind of past all that.[Phoebe] But for me, it wasn't necessarily my thing. I mean, there was some cool stuff in there, for sure.[Phoebe] The sex practice is part and some of that, the sexual wellness was interesting, like those guided[Phoebe] stuff. Right. You know, because you're May's masturbation. You know, the more the self-focused thing,[Ed] but, you know, right, learning to explore yourself and understand sexuality. Yeah. Yeah. But it's[Phoebe] more the audio stuff that kind of really got to me, the stories. Right. That's what I really liked.[Phoebe] And it surprised me. So the next one is Girl on the Net, an E-T. It's a London-based sex[Phoebe] blogger. She writes explicit sex stories and real-life sex stories about feminism, porn,[Phoebe] mental health, and fetishes. And this is free. Free, free, free. I don't know how she's got a ton of[Unknown] shit out there. I don't know why she's not getting paid, as I was saying earlier. It's all free.[Ed] She's got to be her personal blog and she's getting something out of it. I mean, somewhere.[Ed] For all intent and purpose, we do this podcast for free. Well, yeah, that's true. We spend, you[Ed] know, I don't know how many hours producing all the content and recording it and putting it up[Unknown] there. We spend our own money to host. It's our hobby. Yeah, it's kind of our hobby. We enjoy it.[Ed] We enjoy sharing with the community and people, like putting something out there that people benefit[Ed] from. Right. So it's a little self-gratifying from that perspective. But, um,[Phoebe] All right, the next one. Lustery. Oh my gosh. Gush. Yes. Gushy. Gushy. Gushy. Gushy.[Phoebe] They have it all. Everything. Literature, poems, short fiction, fiery fantasies,[Phoebe] real-life, racy renditions, podcasts of all topics, which all these links are going to be[Phoebe] provided on our show notes, audio porn, four days, and videos. And what I love about this site[Phoebe] is that, isn't this the one that's all shot in white, like everything's white? No. So[Ed] Lustery is the one where it's real couples. Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right. I'm[Guest] getting, see, I'm getting all my sites mixed up. And we'll talk about them a little bit more[Ed] in the next episode when we talk about video porn. Yes. They're pink and white.[Ed] Lustery. More than just video on the show, which is super cool. And I love it. The real couples.[Phoebe] Oh my god, they're super sexy. They're real situations. They're like in their house, in their bed,[Phoebe] where they're like having a picnic outside or like, oh my god, two women having a picnic outside.[Phoebe] Oh, Lord, that was hot. Eating peaches. It was, it's, it's real. It's not acted. They're like,[Phoebe] it's don't give away too much from the next episode. Okay, sorry. Now we're on to Reddit.[Phoebe] And I hadn't read it. Reddit is deep and wide in terms of if you want[Unknown] to. Oh my god.[Unknown] Carnal entertainment Reddit has a lot. Yeah. And again, for me, I was in two rooms called R. Well,[Phoebe] it's the lowercase R if you're familiar with Reddit. But if you're not, it's lowercase R[Phoebe] backslash or forward slash, which one is it? Forward forward slash gone wild audio. And then the[Phoebe] next one is R forward slash pillow talk audio. I'm not sure which one I was in. I think it was[Phoebe] gone wild audio. And there's this woman who's a prolific poster of audio, you know, posts,[Phoebe] who posts a bunch of stuff of her, you know, audio. Oh my god, quality, like, yeah, the quality[Phoebe] was phenomenal. You could hear every breath, every, like, just every subtle things. You could see,[Phoebe] you could hear the slapping of the, the dildo against her body as she got squishier and squishier.[Phoebe] Oh my god. I was fucking hot as hell. I was like, so here I am doing all this research. I'm listening[Phoebe] to audio porn. Well, he's in the background on a work call because we share an office because I[Phoebe] was taking a break for work. I think it was during my lunch hour. I'm sitting there. I hope he's[Phoebe] got the background blurred on his zoom call because I'm over here almost rubbing one out because[Phoebe] this fucking hot. Right. Right. So great. So you have to check, read it out. Yeah. And in gone wild,[Ed] audio is fun because people will post stories for, for free that they want people to narrate. So[Ed] a lot of times people will pick up stories to narrate and you'll have the people who do the audio[Ed] recording based on those stories. So they'll ask for a particular subject or a, you know, a[Ed] situation kind of a thing. And then they'll find a story for it. And then they'll, but another[Phoebe] person will pick it up and narrate it. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, it's kind of fun. There's a lot of[Ed] give and take with all that. Oh, I would do that. Yeah, it'd be fun. We could do that. Okay.[Ed] We could record some stories. Then we skip the writing part. Right. Right. I can go with the[Ed] Patreon. I do enough writing. I don't want to write anymore. I know. So we'll read it in general.[Ed] We alluded to this by saying it's like deep and wide, but there's so much content on[Ed] Reddit. And actually just in general for swingers, there's a whole group about swinging and[Ed] swingers gone wild. Yes. And there's regional stuff like there's northern California swingers,[Ed] groups on Reddit. So we just in general recommend Reddit as a place to go check stuff out and[Phoebe] get people. Absolutely. I mean, you've got so many people chiming in about their experiences[Phoebe] and asking advice. And it's a really, really good resource. And if you've got a kink,[Ed] there's something on Reddit to scratch that particular itch. Yeah. You like, you like some[Phoebe] curvy girls, they got curvy girls. You have a foot fetish. You've got a goth fetish. Oh,[Ed] yeah, tattoos, all that any of it. Men, women, you name it's a suicide girls. Yeah. Lots of them.[Phoebe] Okay. So now this, the last one is my favorite. And I'm surprised at this one. And I'm surprised[Ed] because there's a massive internet collapse. Like the whole of this site just basically[Ed] just imploded and disappeared. So I'm dying to hear this.[Ed] Why do you say it like that? I don't understand. Okay. So a year or two ago, I think it was just[Ed] before COVID, there was legislation that passed that to stop human trafficking. And basically,[Ed] a lot of sites and materials that had anything to do with sex work or or pornography or[Ed] erotica got shut down. So Craigslist shut down that, you know, looking for people, section,[Phoebe] a camera, what it's called now, it's been so long. Yeah, it never came back. Well, no, because it's[Ed] been legislated out of existence. They can't put it back. Otherwise, they potentially would be[Ed] imprisoned or charged or whatever, which is why we have SLS and Cassidy, etc., etc.,[Ed] right. Private sites. Private sites. But Tumblr was was a direct[Ed] victim of this particular legislation too. And so people had extensive collections of[Ed] images and videos and stuff that they collected. And all of that stuff had to get shut down. Wow.[Ed] I had pictures posted up there that I had to had to disappear. Wow. So all gone.[Unknown] We've given it away, or I've given it away, Tumblr. It's what? I'm dying. Tell me, how is Tumblr still[Phoebe] surviving in this erotic audio? Yes, I went to the erotic audio section. And here they have[Phoebe] sounds of pleasure. No words. Incredibly sexy. So you have men and women just making pleasurable[Phoebe] sex sounds for like two to eight minutes. So the one I listened to was this woman who you could tell[Unknown] she started off like gently touching herself. And so she would be like, right? Thumbs in the[Ed] oz. I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. How did that go again? Could you could you just do that a[Ed] little longer? Almost there. Already? So close. This would be the clip for the[Phoebe] for TikTok. And her experience as, you know, her sounds accelerated as she got closer. And you[Phoebe] could tell she was touching herself differently, right? And she became more aroused. And the sounds[Phoebe] grow. And then when she climaxed, you could hear the change in her voice. So if you are aware of how[Unknown] your voice sounds when you climax, that's what she did. So it's that something like that.[Phoebe] I tend to do that. And then there's a little more. And if you're in the right place at the[Ed] right time, you can actually experience Phoebe's vocal. Usually it's a lot louder. When I'm by myself,[Ed] it's quiet unless it's really good. You're trying to hide from me. Yes. If it's really good,[Guest] then I'll then I'll be like, oh, God. Oh, yeah. Then I sound more like a dude. But usually it's[Ed] it's much more subtle. That sounds fun. It was fun. I'm going to have to check some of these out.[Ed] Oh, my God. Yes. I know about half of these. And then the other half I'm going to have to poke at[Phoebe] a little. See? Look at you had no idea what I was doing in the background while you were working.[Ed] Doing all kinds of cool research. Working too. Apparently you were working some work and[Phoebe] finger things. Okay. All right. To be honest, like I said earlier, I had no idea all these resources[Phoebe] were out there. I, honestly, I got stuck in a rut too. Visiting my favorite porn sites[Phoebe] until Mayas masturbation month inspired me to look further. Little did I know there are many more[Phoebe] ways to get aroused. I am definitely on a new path of self-discovery and with my favorite partner,[Phoebe] Ed. I hope you too will be inspired to take the journey with us during May's masturbation month.[Ed] Oh, one last thing before you go. If this episode helped you in any way,[Ed] the single best thing you can do to support the show is leaving a rating and review.[Ed] It takes 60 seconds and helps new people find us when they're searching for relationship[Ed] education. And we've made it easy. Visit SwingerUniversity.com forward slash review. All the instructions are[Unknown] there. Thank you for being part of this community. We'll see you again soon.